What is the Kev?
Also: Chavs, Scallies, Townies...
These are the coolest people on earth!!! Actually...nah. Not at all. The opposite. They are all the most uncool people regardless of their personalities, because, lets face it, they don't actually have personalities. The best way to describe them is to say that they only have enough brain cells to accept people who look exactly the same as they do; if they can look at a mirror and then at another human being and see a different person, it confuses them, and they lash out violently at the other person.
For this reason, all chavs look the same, with fake burberry, jewelery and tracksuits. They pay for such extravagances (in their eyes of course) with money stolen from old ladies' handbags and government benifits (since the government are convinced that they should rob from the civilised members of society in order to give to lazy, fat yobs who can't get off their arses for long enough to even learn the english language.
'So I was sittin on me bench, lightenin in hand, and dis bloke just laak looks at me laak y'know, so I gets up and says to 'im "Woot the fock do you think your playin at laak? You staartin wit me laak...' and so the endless accounts of a startlingly similar nature go on until the kevs decide that socialising is too much effort so they go and rob an old lady.
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the Kev - video
The Kev - what is it? Also: Chavs, Scallies, Townies...
These are the coolest people on earth!!! Actually...nah. Not at all. The opposite. They are all the most uncool people regardless of their personalities, because, lets face it, they don't actually have personalities. The best way to describe them is to say that they only have enough brain cells to accept people who look exactly the same as they do; if they can look at a mirror and then at another human being and see a different person, it confuses them, and they lash out violently at the other person.
For this reason, all chavs look the same, with fake burberry, jewelery and tracksuits. They pay for such extravagances (in their eyes of course) with money stolen from old ladies' handbags and government benifits (since the government are convinced that they should rob from the civilised members of society in order to give to lazy, fat yobs who can't get off their arses for long enough to even learn the english language.
'So I was sittin on me bench, lightenin in hand, and dis bloke just laak looks at me laak y'know, so I gets up and says to 'im "Woot the fock do you think your playin at laak? You staartin wit me laak...' and so the endless accounts of a startlingly similar nature go on until the kevs decide that socialising is too much effort so they go and rob an old lady.
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What does "the Kev" mean? Verb - To Kev
A chavvy way of describing the action of cruising in a car, often playing loud, cheap dance music in badly modified hatchbacks with no badges and those little blue LED sets you get with Max Power magazine.
Old Vauxhall Novas and Fiat Puntos are popular with Kevvers.
Daz: 'Ah mate, you up for a bit of kevving round Northallerton tonight?
Baz: 'Fuckin' yer mate. Taz is out kevin 'n all'
Daz: 'Fuckin' kev the shit out of him, mate'
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The Kev - what does it mean? Kev is a word used to describe someone who is rude and entitled.
No one likes it when youβre a Kev
That boy is such a Kev, major red flag!
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The Kev - meaning a male who thinks he is 'solid'. Can often be caught making his own raps up, or rapping along to Eminem and the like. Also known as 'complete and utter tossers'. Skaters hate Kevs / Townies.
there goes another kev
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The Kev - definition A person who appears to have been struck in the face by a burning welly.
'mate that guy over there is a real kev'
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The Kev - slang a romantic action involving a man and woman in which the man physically suggests that fellatio is desired and should occur. this physical suggestion, also known as "...kevving" or "being kevved" is not violent or intimidating, yet it is exactly what the word suggestion implies... with a gentle, motivational push towards the back of the woman's head, the exchange of passion begins.
Wow... I walk into the kitchen, hoping to find something good to eat... and I got 'the kev' from him... WTF!!!" -- "Oh man, last night when we got back from dinner.... He totally put 'the kev' on me." -- "Gosh, the kids are away at soccer camp... 'The kev' is going to happen.... I can feel it." -- "Baby, just relax... I am going to give you 'the kev' all night long...
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The Kev dont try calling people that go by the name kevin or else
hey kev-kev......ill kill you if you ever call me that again...ok kev-kev.....death to you bitch
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The Kev A βkevβ is the word used in South-England to describe a vape. Inspired by the long lost soldier, their head of year, Kev, who would take away vapes from the cool kids changing in the toilet. You would use the word βkevvingβ when you are using the βkevβ.
βIβm going for a kevβ
βIβm going kevvingβ
βAllow us some tokes on your kevβ
βIβve been kevving so hard recentlyβ
βAllow us a toke on your kevβ
βHere you goβ
βIs it 20mg?β
βOf course my kev has 20mg, 20mg or nothingβ
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The Kev A Kev is the name given to the end of a joint, the small section left before the roach
forgetting you have the joint until its a kev
coming from the name of a legend of a brother who has sadly past recently, when we grew up in our small town this term seemed to stick in our friend group and my brother liked to travel so I know this term has already made it to Africa & Germany along with many many other places.... long story, he was some man.... I want to make him immortal, he will be missed
Did you just kev me, would you like a kev, did you just smoke that whole thing by yourself kev, ffs kev did you just kev me
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