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What is the Hancock?
Being forced to wait an inordinate amout of time when on a strict schedule concerning consumption of any kind.
Dave: "Dude, are you coming to lunch or what!!??"
Dillon: "Can you wait for like, 10 or 12 more minutes? I got Hancocked again with this crap..."
--or--
"This Hancocking is getting out of hand! Every time we invite you to get a beer after work you show up as we're leaving. WTF man?"
the Hancock - video
The Hancock - what is it?
Describes a person with specialist skills, these often include such as:
-impressions, these can vary from accents to animal noises
-Being able to create extremely loud sounds such as clapping (a result from having extremely large hands, sometimes paired with large feet)
A 'Hancock' may be partial to a bevy or two but don’t expect to know if they make it to three as they do tend to wander, possibly with a member of the opposite (or it has been reported, same) sex
*out on the 'town'
Where has Binky gone? I can’t appear to see them anywhere...!?! Have they left?
Mate i saw them leave a while ago, not alone...
Oh right...they've pulled a Hancock ;)
What does "the Hancock" mean?
strength, energy, power; effacious power, power to influence; physical power or strength
In response to a threat of violence or verbal threat you respond, "Don't even think about it or I will 'Hancock' you".
The Hancock - what does it mean?
Any black man wearing a tight wetsuit.
(Based on Will Smith and his superhero costume in the movie Hancock)
Dude, check out Hancock. His surfing is awesome.
The Hancock - meaning
The hancock is a rare breed of homosexual, which camouflages it's sexuality through manly vulgarity and a heterosexual tone to those he is not familiar with. Amongst other interesting aspects of the hancock, like it's diet of alcohol and amyl, is this particular species excretes... a time release pheramone on to its victims through its tongue, which may lay dorment for 9months before taking affect. The hancock has been known to pass out in bins and defecate in urinals and ingest exotic liquids, like the Jager-Blanc
The Hancock just got us kicked out of The Club cos he took a shit in the urinal.
The Hancock - definition
The act of screwing an aquantance over for financial gain. Hancocking usually happens when the offender is shady in terms of finances.
Dude, Sean tried to hancock me for $5 to watch cable at his house,
The Hancock - slang
Doing something big that will get you in trouble, but you don't care. This term derives from how John Hancock wrote his name the biggest on The Declaration of Independence.
John: I just banged eight fat chicks!
Bob: Your wife is going to be pissed!
John: I don't care! I love Hancocking!
Tim robbed a bank, walked across the street and started jerking off in front of everyone. The police were on their way. He didn't worry a bit. He's really great at Hancocking.
The Hancock
To shove ones head up anothers butt. Takes great strength and skill. Refer to the superhero movie "hancock" for more info.
Dude I was attacked last night, so I gave him the Hancock!
The Hancock
1. (n.) Surname of John Hancock, merchant, salesman, and prominent Patriot of the American Revolution.
2. (n.) Slang for one's signature.
3. (v.) To sign one's name outrageously flamboyantly.
1. Did you know that John Hancock was unanimously voted as President of the Continental Congress on May 24, 1775?
2. Could you please sign your hancock for your package?
3. Please allow me to hancock all over your paper.
The Hancock
When you are beating the Louisville Cardinals in basketball and things seem to be going well and then Luke Hancock comes off the bench, drops 20 on you and you lose.
Witchita State and the Michigan Wolverines got Hancocked in the NCAA tournament.