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What is Michigan Wolverines?The Michigan Wolverines are a NCAA Big 10 football team that has got the short end of the stick for the past decade. There are team that has a shitty fanbase; often thinking they are better than they really are. Despite this, their rivals fanbases tend to be equally as bad or worse (especially the fans in Ohio). They've went through a cycle of coaches that were both awful and culture changing to Maize and Blues history. In recent years, their new head coach Jim Harbaugh has tried his best to turn around this program, yet he still can't beat Ohio State in "The Game." Every year it seems like Michigan will do well, they fail. They blow it against some shit team, then they follow that up by getting beat by the Buckeyes The Game being the only semi-hard game on THEEEE Ohio State schedule. Michigan Fan: "The Michigan Wolverines will be great this year!" Michigan Wolverines - videoMichigan Wolverines - what is it?The team who beat ND 38-0 and Ohio State 35-21 in the same year. Chris Perry once had 51 carries and over 200 yards against in-state rival MSU. The team has went to the Rose Bowl the last two years and lost because of BS plays. The most winniest program in college football. The teams who's qb's go to win 3 superbowls. The team who has a freshman qb and RB that are two of the best players in the county. (Chad Henne and Mike Hart). The team to have the best player in college football (Braylen Edwards). Ohio State, great job this year, but how come you lost 4 games prior to beating us, including Northwestern. And we still went to the Rose Bowl. There is nothing quite like Michigan Football. What does "Michigan Wolverines" mean?A subpar program headed by Jim Harbaugh. Absolutley ZERO defense. They have a strong arm quaterback that resembles Cam Newton who pulls off sick deep throws, but cant throw accurately so save his baby's mama. Did you see the Michigan Wolverines game today. They scored 7 points all by Cade McNamara. However they lost because the defense couldnt tackle Betty WHite in a wheelchair with the flu. They lost by 60. Michigan Wolverines - what does it mean?The number one source of income for the Walmart Corporation. Look at all those Michigan Wolverines fans; Walmart must be having a sale. Michigan Wolverines - meaningThe Michigan Wolverines are the first Top 10 Team to ever lose to a Division 1-AA team. This should tell you how much this team really sucks. This example in itself gives you a reason to say, "Fuck Michigan, Go Buckeyes." Let's compare coaches: A Michigan student and an OSU student are both using the restroom at one of the heated Ohio State Buckeyes vs Michigan Wolverines football games. The OSU student begins to walk out: Michigan Wolverines - definitionA football team owned by Jim Tressel. Ohio State-Michigan Wolverines hardly a rivalry anymore now that Jim Tressel is OSU's coack. Michigan Wolverines - slangA team of stuck of players and a damn bad fanbase of snots and preps. They may think they are better then OSU, but they lose. And by the way, I hate OSU, its just the facts. Wolverine fan-OMG W3 F00KING ROCK!111 Michigan Wolverines1. In terms of college football, the little brother to more prestigious programs such as Notre Dame and Ohio St. 1. UM FAN #1: Wow, we sure have lost to Ohio St. and Notre Dame a lot in the past five years. Michigan WolverinesA college football team with very cocky fans. UM, sorry, make that scUM fans constantly bring up their many national titles and their series lead over Ohio State. But they never mention that 10 of their 11 NCs were won in the leather helmet era, and that they haven't won an undisputed NC since 1949. Also, their series lead against the Buckeyes is pretty much only because they beat OSU alot back in the 1800s and early 1900s, when OSU was still a small A&M type school. Since 1950, the OSU/UM rivalry series has been prety much equal. (and Ohio State has won 4 of the last 5) Michigan Wolverines fan: We always own the Buckeyes Michigan WolverinesA subpar program headed by Rich Rodriguez. Absolutley ZERO defense. They have a running quaterback that resembles Lil Wayne who pulls off sick runs but cant throw so save his baby' s mama. Did you see the Michigan Wolverines game today. They scored 65 points all runs by the quarterback. However they lost because the defense couldnt tackle Betty White in a wheelchair with the flu. They lost by 15. |
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