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What is the Dirty Burger?
The nastiest shit you've ever seen and tasted in the form of food. Whoever the fuck made this putrid excuse for a meal should kill themselves. This is my argument for eugenics.
At first, I REALLY liked In-n-Out, but then I ordered a double-double yesterday and they gave me a Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger.
the Dirty Burger - video
The Dirty Burger - what is it?
The act of acquiring a boner, then tucking it between your legs whilst your bitch inserts your dick into her Vag doggystyle.
Skip 1: I was trying to hide my boner in between my legs when my bitch snuck up behind me and gave herself a Dirty Aussie Beef Burger!
Skip 2: Ohhhhh maaaaattttteeeee. The Dirty Aussie Beef Burger!
What does "the Dirty Burger" mean?
The Dirty Burger is when you shove raw hamburger meat into a girls asshole.
After you shove the meat in she then pushes it back out into a bowl or plate as if she's taking a shit. You then take the meat and form it into a hamburger patty and cook it on the grill to your liking, you then put it on a bun and eat it. You now have created The Dirty Burger.
John - "hey Mary can we make The Dirty Burger?"
Mary - "What's The Dirty Burger?"
John - " The Dirty Burger is when I shove hamburger meat into your asshole and you push it back out and I make a hamburger out of the meat and eat it"
Mary - That sound really kinky let's try The Dirty Burger"
The Dirty Burger - what does it mean?
A sexual maneuver in which you take a fresh piece of shit, either your love partners or your own, and then you splooge on it (adding the "special sauce"), then you take it and put it between your partners ass cheeks (the buns), and you got yourself a nice dirty berger.
My girlfriend was being a total twat last night, so I gave her a nice dirty burger... then I punched her in the face.
The Dirty Burger - meaning
One of a number of ladies from the South Wales valleys who love the cock!
"Rob did a dirty burger again last night, filthy bastard!"
The Dirty Burger - definition
A char-broiled hamburger, not of the big-chain fast food variety.
Let's stop at Jim's - I hear they have the best dirty burgers.
The Dirty Burger - slang
When soiling yourself and the resulting fecal matter is smeared over the crack of the buttocks. Fetishized by some as sexual practice.
'Oh god I ran so hard for the bus I got a dirty burger.'
' I paid her £50 for a dirty burger'
The Dirty Burger
Let's go to carls jr and get a dirty burger.
The Dirty Burger
a burger acquired from an unverifiable source, such as as a late night snack following kicking out time at a nightclub. Usually sold from a mobile kitchen. Often very worthwhile - they can be tasty, filling and inexspensive, especially when sold in daylight hours on main roads to sober drivers and passengers, but when sold to drunks after midnight will probably consist of stray cats and toast. Origin - Midlands, UK.
next little chef is about ten miles up - wait - Pull over! pull over! it's the dirty burger van! We're saved!
The Dirty Burger
Phil and Randys burger van business in the show Trailer Park Boys.
"Me and Randy are having the grand opening of the Dirty Burger today." - Phil
"Your taking this Dirty Burger thing way too seriously Phil" - Randy