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What is the Brexit?
If y’all don’t know what brexit is then lucky you.
the Brexit - video
The Brexit - what is it?
A loud, drawn-out, angsty goodbye that interrupts the party; the opposite of an Irish goodbye
"I can't believe Olivia pulled such a brexit. Suddenly my birthday party was all about her."
What does "the Brexit" mean?
British slang for "Coitus Interruptus"
Typically used to describe a situation where a British man, after negotiating sexual intercourse with a European prostitute, decides to withdraw his penis, citing the rules to enter her vagina as "too bureaucratic" as well as to prevent the influx of "illegal irritants" like African herpes and Middle Eastern Gonorrhea. More often than not, the word had negative connotations, ranging from fear and loathing to downright impotence.
A "hard" brexit is a violent brexit undertaken with a stubbornly erect penis under the influence of electile dysfunctional pills like Mayagra, leading to vaginal tearing and penile fracture. A hard brexit is usually followed by several years of masturbation and self-flagellation to calm the penis down and in the worst possible scenario, total vaginal reconstruction surgery.
Nigel's abrupt brexit led to a long and lonely night for Magdalena.
The Brexit - what does it mean?
Leaving while still eating breakast
Nosey cunt: there's Amy at the bus stop eating her breakfast Nosey Cunts Husband: leave her alone she has voted to Brexit this morning. Come away from the window you nosey cunt
Amy: look over there that Nosey cunt is watching me Brexit
Bus stop: ignore her and enjoy your Brexit
The Brexit - meaning
The latest word for confusion
Guy: What is the meaning of life? Am I real? Are you even real?
Me: I am Brexit right now
The Brexit - definition
The undefined being negotiated by the unprepared in order to get the unspecified for the uninformed.
*seing something that doesn't make sense*
*rolling eyes*
"Oh, that's a total Brexit."
The Brexit - slang
Describes a self inflicted clusterfuck for which you take no ownership
What a fucking Brexit Dave! You’re the one who not only built the suicide vest, but decided to wear it AND detonate it, how can it NOT be your fault?!
The Brexit
The verb "to brexit" is the annihilation of another player's ankles in the game of football or soccer.
Manager: BREXIT HIM
Player: *Breaks ankles to the point where they can never walk again*
The Brexit
Brexit
Verb: Brexiting
The act of telling everyone at a gathering (party, meeting ... etc.), that you are leaving, but actually staying.
Theresa is at the party, brexiting near the fridge for over an hour now
The Brexit
Saying goodbye to everyone at a party and then proceeding to stick around.
F: What's up with Boris, I thought he was leaving.
G: Apparently he's brexiting.