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What is texas longhorns?A game made up by FH5 while he had cherry desert Jake do you play Texas longhorn Prankster texas longhorns - videoTexas longhorns - what is it?is committed while a female is sleep and you jack off and when you get ready to bust a nut you shove your dick down her throat i gave your mom a texas longhorn last night. What does "texas longhorns" mean?When your fist is shoulder deep up an anus. That butt hole is so loose that you could easily perform a Texas Longhorn. Texas longhorns - what does it mean?Narcissistic, ignorant, self-righteous ass hat who believes that based solely on the fact that his degree came from UT-Austin, one of the many large, publicly funded universities in Texas, he is better in every conceivable way than any other college graduate. It's a good school, like nearly every other accredited university in the nation, and its sports teams are decent year in and year out, but plagued with controversies, illegalities, and foul play. I was going to congratulate John on his promotion, but he went all Texas Longhorn on me ... he's such a prick. Texas longhorns - meaningWhen you are lying next to a girl and you finger her with your middle and ring finger, with your thumb on her clit, and your pointer finger and pinky resting on her inner thighs. It looks like the Texas Longhorns' hand signal. "How do you finger a girl?" Texas longhorns - definition1) The football team for the University of Texas at Austin. 1) Hey! I got some tailgating tickets to see the Texas Longhorns this Saturday! Texas longhorns - slangThe best college in most sports. They have been to the College World Series more times than any other team. Hated by most because they are so fucking bomb. Second most wins of the decade (behind Boise State) and second most wins of all-time (Behind Michigan). Has been robbed of multiple Heisman Trophies (Vince Young and Colt McCoy) and National Championships (08-09 and 09-10). They wreck the shit out of everyone. "Texas Longhorns defeats USC, the so-called greatest College Football team ever, in the National Championship!" |
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