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What is tench?
Ghosting your friends for no known reason and never talking to them again.
Raul: Hey where's John I haven't seen him around on discord
Roberto: I think he might be Pulling a Tenche on us!
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Tench - what is it?
Derived from 'Potentially' comes the word 'Potench' and derived from 'Potench' is the word Tench. The word Tench is used in place of 'potentially' and the ease at which Tench rolls off the tongue allows the the most indecisive and time-concerned members of society to completely avoid commitment when answering a yes or no question.
Potench's intuitive similarity to Potentially violently transmits the word between social groups and paired with its ability to convey more meaning than 'Potentially - at an efficient 60% less syllables' - Potench allows its user to avert commitment in an efficient, effective, and undeniably indecisive manner.
Any Irritating y/n Question Asker: "Are You Available at 9:00am Tomorrow to Discuss...?"
Indecisive yet Efficient Responder: "Tench."
Note: For an irritating yes or no question Tench is a suitable response.
What does "tench" mean?
Pronunciation-(n) {bee-ten-chez}
An elite group of ten females who walk like they own the place (because they do), don't take shit from upperclassmen (aka the alliance), are classy UNLIKE the underclassmen, considered royalty in other states (aka cc), and throw b10tch themed parties. They're not here to judge... each other... but are always available to put you in your place. (Often mistaken for an SHS version of the crew.)
Bein' the real seniors since '06.
-Ok fine, but don't judge me.
-I'm going to. Because I'm part of the B-tenches and that's what we do. Judge.
Tench - what does it mean?
Short for 'attention seeker' - used to describe someone who is doing something with the sole purpose of seeking attention.
"Aw man, she's the biggest tench."
"Don't be a tench bro."
Tench - meaning
"Do you wanna go to the mall tomorrow?"
"Tench."
Tench - definition
A person who has the potential to be one's future girl/boyfriend. Often identified by obvious flirting.
Tenchtench: someone's potential to become tench. It is less so than tench.
She is major tench
Tench - slang
A person so muscular that they appear tense and are physically unable to look relaxed.
An extension of hench, when you surpass hence, you become tench.
Check that guy, he's well tench.
Chill the workouts dude, you are looking well tench.
Tench
Adjective used to denote something as being good to the max. In the same form as tasty and tight.
After the scoring of a particularly excellent goal it is common to say "That goal was proper tench man!" to golden balls.
Tench
1.) A brown, lake-bottom loving freshwater fish.
2.) A heavy and persistent turd which hugs the bottom of the bowl before finally being sent on its way after the tenth flush.
'Right, who left that tench in the bog?'
Tench
Derived from the freshwater fish that feeds on scraps in the murky depths of gravel pits/ponds accross europe, a Tench is a selfish bloke who knowingly and unwitingly goes out of his way to feed off the bottom and steal his friends birds/shags. AKA bottom feeder.
My mate saw you last nite Johnny, steaming in to my ex bird you fuckin Tench