Definder - what does the word mean?

What is telepathetic?

The opposite of reading someone's mind. When somebody assumes you know what they mean, when actually, you don't.

Somebody asks you to get them an ice cream, and you bring them a scoop of strawberry on a cone. The person responds, "Strawberry?... You know I like chocolate, and I eat it in a cup..." You respond "Sorry, I can't read minds, I happen to be telepathetic."

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telepathetic - video


Telepathetic - what is it?

(tel-e-pa-thet-ic)
-adjective

1. When two or more people acknowledge the other's discovery of humor in something that is absolutely serious, of course, without the utterance of anything but a chuckle.

Through telepathetic acknowledgement, an inevitable giggle sounded from the two when a paraplegic entered the room.

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What does "telepathetic" mean?

The inability to abide by unwritten telephone etiquette.

Could also refer to technology deprived older people’s inability to operate modern smart phones.

"Sandy hung up on me! She's so telepathetic!"

Grandma's measage : "Could you please bring us a juicy dick?"

"I mean duck, damn auto-erect"

"Shit, Gran is REALLY telepathetic!"

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Telepathetic - what does it mean?

When friends (or total strangers) have the same pathetic idea (or joke) at the same time and laugh with just one look

Friend 1: why are they laughing?! There is nothing to laugh about! Is there?!
Friend 2: not they're just telepathetic. We'll have to wait for them to explain

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Telepathetic - meaning

Totally and utterly pathetic and/or useless with televisions and other kinds of technology.

Me: Hey Mom, would you mind turning on the TV?
Mom: Sure, sweetie.
*silence*
Mom: Umm... where's the 'on' button?
Me: ...I love you Mom, but you're telepathetic.

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Telepathetic - definition

Someone who has either no phone or a sucky phone, who isn't caught up with technology.

Stacey and Kham were so telepathetic, they didn't even have a phone~

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Telepathetic - slang

To be such a loser that others can sense it just from your brainwaves

I'm getting telepathetic vibrations from that video game playing virgin!

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Telepathetic

Having no telepathic abilities whatsoever, and therefore, suffering from inadequacy syndrome.

As much as Sarah tried to guess what other people were thinking, she couldn't, because she was telepathetic.

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Telepathetic

Pathetic over long distances. As in, a relationship.

Ever since John moved away, he and Sue have been so telepathetic.

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Telepathetic

When one is so pathetic, they are on a different plane of patheticism than others

Kenny waiting for 11 years for Miccah to love him is telepathetic.

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