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What is teak?
either oil that restores wood to its natural luster and hardness or a girl that is hot enough to give a guy a boner thus restoring his wood to its natural luster and hardness.
guy1 walks in wearing butt shorts
guy2:"what a wood killer!"
guy1:"assuming you had wood"
a girl in a tube top walks in
guys1and2:"wow who's the teak oil!"
teak - meme gif
teak - video
Teak - what is it?
Teak (Teee-k)
noun~
A loose term for tea lovers who are geeks. Combining the two words together.
Teaks (Teee-ks)
noun~
Plural- More than one Teak.
Teak- "That dude is such a Teak"
Teaks- "The Sirignano's are a couple of Teaks"
What does "teak" mean?
Look at this teak
Teak - what does it mean?
Using meth/cocaine/crack. Commonly used my sublime!
Teaking every weekend and we just can't take it
Teak - meaning
Teak is the name of the greatest man who has ever lived.
There’s literally something divine about him. A god in human form.
Person 1: Who is the greatest guy who ever lived?
Person 2: Maybe Jesus, actually nah it’s definitely Teak
Teak - definition
A name given to your best imaginary friend
Person 1: Wanna go out tonight?
Person 2: Nah I'm chillaxin' with my home girl Teak!
Girl 1: Why are you always skipping out on our dates?
Girl 2: Me and Teak got a thing, it's kinda personal
Teak - slang
1. A type of wood that can be used to make various items.
2. A name for a girl. Not very common but it is used out there somewhere...
1. Guy- Check out this cool chair I made!
Guy 2- Cool! What's it made of? oak?
Guy-No man, this is pure teak!
2. Guy- Check out Teak over there! She's so hott!
Guy 2-Yeah she is! Hey, maybe she'd like your teak chair!
Teak
The act of only having a little weed but not being high yet. The same as being buzzed from alcohol.
Bro, I've only had one and a half bowls so I'm teaked.
Teak
Im get so mother fucking teaked right now.
Lets smoke some teak.
You a teak head.
Im a teak.
Teak
a word often used by Doctor Who fans on Tumblr to discribe Matt Smith's hair, who plays the Eleventh Doctor.
The word is often used in haiku poems that pay tribute to Smith's hair.
The hair is like an elegant ocean wave carved from teak, and we welcome haiku on the subject, Japanese language optional.