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What is takis?
Satan reincarnated into tortilla chips. I can practically feel the sensation of my asshole burning all over again. I sat on the toilet in tears for 2 whole hours. I could feel the bowl quaking beneath me as the Takis I ate this morning spilled out of me like a brown waterfall. It burned. Oh, it burned. It took everything within me not to scream bloody murder. I was shaking upon the seat of my toilet. I bit my lip until it bled. I felt as if a mischief of rats had climbed into my asshole and begun consuming my anus tissue. I’m so grateful to have made it out alive. Unfortunately, I can’t say the same for my dear toilet. A life was lost tonight at the hands of cheese and chili pepper Takis. My dear toilet, may you always be remembered. You were a real one. You put up with all of my shit, and it truly saddens me to see you go like this.
Person 1: “Damn man, you look rough.”
Person 2: “I ate Takis last night and was up until the ass crack of dawn shitting my brains out.”
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takis - video
Takis - what is it?
A female character in Soul Calibur who has jiggly boobs that move like sacks of pudding.
Guy 1: Damn did you see Taki's titties jiggle?
Guy 2: *drools*
What does "takis" mean?
Hot Chili Pepper & Lemon Flavored Rolled Corn Tortilla Minis
takis tortialla w/ guacamole, salsa brava fajita
Takis - what does it mean?
A spicy corn chip snack made by Bimbo. It is best known for the purple bag variety. Also known as: the greatest snack on the planet
dude, did you try these takis?
hell yeah man they`re delicious
Takis - meaning
A Chili pepper and Lime flavored corn snack by Barcel. They come in 4oz and 9.9oz bags. The most popular flavor is Fuego, which comes in the blueish purple bag. They are made in Mexico and they are possibly the best snack food ever.
Dave: Hey man. You want to go to Mike's for some bags of Takis?
John: Fo Sho man.
Takis - definition
to have bum bum sex with someone
When John wanted to have taki taki with his girlfriend he proceeded to grab her by the torso and ram his penis up her anal cavity repeatedly
Takis - slang
noun: Little Demon, Something that makes you loco, crazy.
"What my Taki Taki wants my Taki Taki gets."
"Man my chick is such a Taki Taki, you don't even know."
Takis
A spanish term that means “The illness to dance and/or sing."
Significa “enfermedad de bailar o cantar."
"Dale taki taki rumba mi nena", "Que te gusta darle taki taki en el club va!"
Takis
chips that they put carolina reapers on
"Takis Are Good!"
"Takis Are to spicy..."
Takis
veryy bussin bussin,
takis are good like very good THEY ARE THE BOMB TRY ONE IF YOU HAVENT IF YOU DONT LIKE TAKIS IMMA SPEAK TO UR MOMMA
charli d.-TAKIS ARE SERIOUSLY INTENSE.