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What is szymon?
Pojeb. Zwykły skurwesyn. Jest głuchy i ma cztery jajca na czole.
A-"Ale ten gościu jest debilem"
B-"Można powiedzieć, że jest z niego Szymon Kucharski"
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Szymon - what is it?
A legend. Known to be able to defeat large numbers of enemies with a breeze. Szymon is also known to be able to take on whole armies single handedly. A true spartan by any standard. This is the real name of master chief himself. Szymon has also notably higher intelligence levels paired with incredibly fast reflexes. Is capable of getting any girl he wants and pleasures her to the maximum. Has an extremely huge penis. Szymon is also used to describe a person who is a legendary figure or simply a sign of perfection or badass. All the girls love him and his sexual assets and skills. Simply put, a pure legend.
'Omfg, that guy is such a szymon bulik'
'Dude did you hear what he has done? He is a szymon bulik for doing it'
'Wow you've got an iq of a 490? You must be a szymon bulik then'
'How come you keep getting laid?'
'Must be cos I'm 100% a szymon'
What does "szymon" mean?
The act of taking a shit in another person's compost bin
He took a dirty szymon in the customers compost heap
Szymon - what does it mean?
Gay human being with all desires to fuck their siblings in all ways possible. They also seem intelligent but in fact they are very retarded in fact.
Szymon stared menacingly with all intent at his sister
Szymon - meaning
A polish man who is double cheeked up on a Tuesday afternoon and has ginormous mommy mikers that can scare off even the most persistent of infants.
Szymon my guy
Szymon - definition
Szymon really weird ginger kid, loves to work hard for free and drag about no money....
THAT SZYMON GINGER KID IS WEIRD
Szymon - slang
A polish asshole. Also a simp.
Gotdamn that Szymon. He always is trying to mess with someone.
Szymon
Nice kid he likes to masturbate. He is hilarious and is very good in bed. Trust me I know. Once you meet him you will like him ;)
Girl 1: omg it's Szymon
Girl 2: omg i want him to cum inside me
Szymon
Common Polish christian name, given to newborns with remarkably over-sized penises
GOD DAMN!!! Look at his third leg - He's an SZYMON
Szymon
szymon...short for Semen. He is funny and can never be serious. Loves to be random..and mostly RANDOM! very good friends if you get to know Szymon...he can be your best friend and sometimes stuck in the friend zone. But you better fall in love with Szymon cause he might be the only one. Warning...he can be mad over nothing and he can bite!! :D
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