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What is swooshed?
When you push out a shit that barely touches your rim hole. This type of shit usually takes less than 5 seconds to get out, remains in one piece and isn't too wet or too dry.
"Tommy saved a fuckload of toilet paper with that there SWOOSH! He only gave a courtesy wipe afterwards."
swooshed - meme gif
swooshed - video
Swooshed - what is it?
A proper (posh) person may act swoosh.
They are very swoosh.
What does "swooshed" mean?
Pure net; the sound produced by a basketball, as it hits just the net.
Ten seconds to finnish, at the three pointer, it's off and swoosh San Antonio Spurs, win!
Swooshed - what does it mean?
A symbol that looks like a brush-stroke.
The Nike swoosh.
Swooshed - meaning
The sound a joke made when it flies over somebodies head.
Boy 1: Jake paul is my favourite youtuber
Boy 2: But he creates horrible content?? Why would you like him??
Boy 1: Swoosh. You're really slow in the head.
Swooshed - definition
The sound of money being sucked out of the pocket of an Oregon Duck fan each time Nike introduces a new football uniform.
All of my co-workers got swooshed yesterday at The Duck Store, so I guess I'm eating lunch alone until payday.
Swooshed - slang
when you feel different after your birthday
when a.m. turns 26, the day after he comes in to work saying "I feel swooshed!!!"
Swooshed
When a guy has a girl in check or when a girl has a guy in check. (perferriably ff and gf).
She on that nike man, swooshed and not even your girl yet.
Swooshed
When somebody is sponsored by Nike and wears a Nike swoosh, or when something has a Nike swoosh on it. (Usually the former.)
Roger Federer is swooshed.
Swooshed
the period when a person is between being tipsy and completely shit-faced
whoa stewie is hella swooshed