Definder - what does the word mean?

What is swage?

Origin Honduras: (1) Something so screwed, damaged or ridiculous that it becomes more funny or embarrassing than annoying. (2) A quality of work so low that it looks like an intoxicated 3rd grader did it. (3) Something that was done so poorly with the best of intentions that you could not do it as poorly if you were trying to.

(1) The removal of the nice white paint for the baby puke green was a swage idea.
(2) His spelling on the signs was so swage that I had to take a picture and post it on my face book.

(3) The Mismanagement of the whole project was swage to all who were below him.

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swage - video


Swage - what is it?

To Move Or Pass An Object In a Frictional Motion with the Surface With full Speed

Libra Could you Swage me That Tumbler
Boluwatife Totally Swaged The Tablet as Fat as He Could on Noticing His Tutor Approaching.

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What does "swage" mean?

Pulling someone's shirt from inside his pants giving him a swag.

I can tolerate these stupid teens with a swag but I just can't tolerate them swaging me.

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Swage - what does it mean?

sweaty vagina

the girl was running alot and got some swage.

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Swage - meaning

To have swage one must have swag levels that are off the charts or be swagtastical.

T.I. has got swage. Gucci Mane on the other hand has retarded swag.

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Swage - definition

Doge is to dog as swage is to swag.

Much swage. Wow. Many 520.

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Swage - slang

describing something totally awesome, cool, sweet; anything good

Wow dude, that picture is so swage.

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Swage

An alternate version of swag. Usually accompanied by a hashtag, swage can be used in a variety of situations, such as getting a good grade on a test or not being a colossal faggot.

"I didn't masturbate on top of a van today. #swage"

"I got my penis stuck in a shampoo bottle. #notswage"

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Swage

Scientificly
Wild
Ass
Guessing

It

John: How Are You Solving This Work?
Peter: Oh I'm Just Swaging It.

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Swage

Someone or something that is just the perfect amount of swag and vibe. There is no trace of cringe to be seen or found. Basically a superior level of swag.

viv: "Swage high socks kid B)"
hugh_gPness: "Thanks kid :3"

viv: "Imagine not being swage, can't relate >:3"
All unswage people: ):

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