What is sturb?

When someone is so tired from masturbating that they have no motivation to do anything

I asked Bob to go see the movie but he was all sturbed out

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Sturb - what is it?

Sturb Comp: to curb stomp someone so fiercely you mess up your own speaking/pronunciation abilities

"If you keep talking shit, I'm going to sturb comp you into hell."
"Do you mean curb stomp?"
"No, I mean sturb comp."

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What does "sturb" mean?

A neologism of "entertained" and "disturbed" describing the odd feeling of when you are entertained by how insane/messed up what you are witnessing is, yet, at the same time, disturbed by it.

Person 1: Hey. Did you see the election coverage today?
Person 2: Yes. I was quite enter-sturbed.

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Sturb - what does it mean?

Combining the skills of a Ninja and the pleasure of sturbing, a ninja sturb is a stealth sturb. Often used when your roommates are in the room or just for the challenge.

My roommate came home early so I had to ninja sturb while he wasn't looking.

I ninja sturbed while watching a movie with my girlfriend, that way I could call her ugly her when she couldn't get me up later.

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