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What is broheim?
An underground criminal organization centered around that presenting themselves as "closeted" and seeking advice from victims. They use their "straight" identities to cover for their crimes or simply to get more money for prostitution if they are unable to find victims by "being straight for pay". They specialize in murder, rape, torture, larceny, police impersonation, and identity theft, and sex trafficking minors and migrants, and interfering with solving crimes or investigations, not to seek help from the LGBT community. Collectively they all appear to have sociopathy (ex: pedophilia, torture, rape, ect), as a part of their main collective ideology and identity. They lurk on extraterrestrial or paranormal forums often for insights on reclusive or abandoned locations to get rid of evidence. This helps obscure the crimes while their "fairy cottages" are a trap house-like network from the East to West.They have often used DNMs and Tor-like browsers, using for hire services across multiple states. Often the police and FBI appear unable to connect crimes because they specialize in DDOS attacks on police reports, and using connections with telecommunications company employees. "Hello we are the police, this is the police speaking" is a common thing to hear instead of the usual script. They sympathize with the Russian agenda in terms of revealing weaknesses in our communities, undermining the police and the emergency contact system, and destroying communities.
"What happened to your friend?"
"Her ,her husband, along with his sister were kidnapped and tortured by the fairy cottage broheim and the damn police just say the group doing the B&E might have been trying to help them out.... by killing their family and pretend to be them even!"
"Dude those people aren't the police, its literally just the fairy cottage broheim. They just 3d print fake badges and patches, slap them on mechanics and EMT uniforms, haven't you heard??"
"Wtf why would I know about this weird ass shit!?"
"......oh da....iunno"
broheim - video
Broheim - what is it?
Another slang term for a beer.
Hey Puff Daddy will pass me a broheim out of that case of Nati Light?
Yo baby Steve, let's shotgun this broheim then we'll head over to Delta Chi.
Dude, we only have a couple more broheims left!
What does "broheim" mean?
noun.
A male of any age (but most commonly in his late 20's to early 30's) that generally fits into the following stereotype:
1. Wears flat-billed hats or trucker hats turned at any variety of angles on his head.
2. Drives an over-sized truck, often with a fake set of balls attached in the back. Typically has a nasty case of road rage.
3. Is overcompensating for any number of things, including their physical, mental, emotional and professional shortcomings.
4. Hangs out in public with others of his kind, often seen doing the following: being loud, getting drunk, bragging, high-fiving, mocking the public, picking fights and mistreating women.
This bar is full of broheims. I'm scared, honey. Let's just go to Red Robin instead.
Broheim - what does it mean?
What two excessively douchey "Bro's" would shout at each other in as they performed an increasingly complex series of hand shakes and high fives while trying to show effection for one another. Any homo eroticism displayed during this exchange is accidental and for the more savvy bro's, merely ironic.
Steve saw Brian glistening from his 3rd drop set, his cotton shirt clinging to his wet with sweat chest which heaved
up and out rhythmically. He tentatively approached, "Broheim" Steve shouted cordially as gaze lingered, longingly over Brian proffered and raised high arm as he met Brian's double high five with reverse booty slap. Both men, stood silent for a moment as Brian internalized the complex and swirling emotions that flooded him like an 80's power ballad. Finally and although he wanted with every fiber of his being to taking Steve in his taunt arms, running his gym calloused fingers through his hair and give himself over to him completely all he could managed was an enthusiastic "Broheim" in reply. A single manly tear formed in the corner of Brian's eye and was lost to time in the sweat running down his brow.
Broheim - meaning
When 2 or more men get together to groom and shave eachother.
Includes, but not limited to shaving each others head, back or scrotum.
Walgreens employee: Hey guys, can I help you boys find anything today?
Guys: ya can you point us in the direction of the razors? We are having a broheim tonight
Kurt: What you boys up to tonight?
Chaz: The boys and I are getting together for a broheim, wanna come?
Broheim - definition
One who is not only a close friend, but who generally excels at life and everything related to it.
"After this weekend, Scott is my fucking broheim. He bailed me out of jail and helped me hide my landlord's body"
Broheim - slang
A Broheim (bro-haIm) Is an increasingly popular blend greeting created by the US expatriate communities in Pan-Germanic Europe and the Nordic countries. The term literally translates to mean "Bro Home", however it has taken on the connotation of a term of endearment, and effectively means "Friend" or "My Brother" in local context. It is similar in vocative terms to "mate", "pal", "buddy", "dude", "man", and "che" in various other cultures.
Franz: Salutations comrade Hans, how hangs the hammer?
Hans: The hammer hangs well Broheim
Broheim
A kinsman, a fellow man or colleague; brethren; referring to a friend or a brother as such.
As Dan was leaving the bar he turned to the bartender and said, "so long, broheim."