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What is stumpling?

Anything Tbones fatass can trip over

He stumples over a imaginary line in the parking lol.

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Stumpling - what is it?

A stumple is a small object stuck in the ground.

Juan: Ah! I just stubbed my toe on a stumple!
Martha: Aw, that sucks!

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What does "stumpling" mean?

exceedingly short and stumpy

That poor guy has stumple thumbs.

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Stumpling - what does it mean?

A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.

"Good Gawd, look at the uber-stumples on that Ent-wife!"

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Stumpling - meaning

A combo of tripping and falling due to a swarm of people

At Boston Calling, I had to pick Jacy up from the mosh pit so that she wouldn’t get stumpled over by the swarm of people who wanted to see Khalid front row.

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Stumpling - definition

Pimples on an amputees stump.

Honey, my nub is inflamed with little pimples...I think I have stumples

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Stumpling - slang

Act of a stubbled beard masking over pimples.

"Kyle is in need of major hygiene"
"Yeah or he should grow a stumple"

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Stumpling

A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.

"Good Lord, Big Bertha's stumples are exceptionally endowed today."

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Stumpling

When you have spent so much time on Stumbleupon, you become dizzy, confused, disoriented, slow, and in essence, intoxicated.

"Yeah I was gonna finish that paper, but I just got so Stumpled last night."

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Stumpling

Another name for a dwarf or midget or small person

look over there at that stumpling riding a three legged donkey

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