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What is strawberry alarm clock?
Straddle a sleeping person as if in the 69 position and repeatedly touch their nose with your hemmorhoids until they wake up.
"Dude, your girlfriend is passed out on the floor and I need to do yoga." "Sounds like you can start your workout by setting a reverse strawberry alarm clock!"
strawberry alarm clock - video
Strawberry alarm clock - what is it?
When your girls alarm clock goes off way to early, so you punch her in the nose and then make it up to her by jizzing on her face.
It was 4:30am and my girlfriends alarm clock was going off non stop so I gave her a strawberry alarm clock, that woke her up.
What does "strawberry alarm clock" mean?
One of the most underrated mellow psychedelic hippie bands of the 60s. There song "Incense and Peppermints" was their only real hit which is surprising since they made a ton of other great songs like "Tomorrow", "Birds in my Tree", and "Barefoot in Baltimore" (and pretty much every other song on their Incense & Peppermints album)
guy 1: Hey, ever heard of the band Strawberry Alarm Clock?
guy 2: Doesn't ring a bell...
guy 2: You know incense and Peppermints
guy 1: oh. I was always wondering who made that song.
Strawberry alarm clock - what does it mean?
when you wake someone up by slapping your penis on their cheek or forehead, causing a strawberry looking welt.
I woke her ass up with a strawberry alarm clock