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What is steve jobs?Douchebag...no way around it, and he knows it. I don't need an example of Steve Jobs, enough has already been said. steve jobs - videoSteve jobs - what is it?The ritual of taking an apple, and while still in the palm of your hands, shove your arm up your partner's anus all the way up to the shoulders. Once reached as far as the arm can go, release the apple, and pull your hand back out. If done properly, the apple should be securely planted in the partner's stomach. "Boy, im still full from that steve job Tim gave me yesterday" What does "steve jobs" mean?Itβs like a boob job, but itβs in a turtleneck. βYooo I just got the best Steve Job ever.β Steve jobs - what does it mean?A sexual move, similar to a handjob, on your wallet which leaves you both unsatisfied and broke. Man, everyone in line at the Apple store for that new iPhone that added 10 pixels for $600 got Steve Jobs. Steve jobs - meaningLike a regular Hand Job but someone else takes credit for it and claims it's the best one they've ever given That bitch Tracy gave me a Steve Job, taking all the credit from my girl Shaquanda Steve jobs - definitionTo have your balls burned by a latop while using it on your lap. I was using my PowerBook in the crowded lecture hall and got totally Steve Jobbed in about 5 minutes! Steve jobs - slangMediocre work by lazy assholes named Steve. Serg: Why are these computers all fucked up? Steve jobsCo- founder of Apple, provides crappy products and thinks hes god due to his ipod "masterpiece" and the imacs. His so called "macintosh" is what he supposedly thinks is vastly superior to a PC and makes fun of PC's through a marketing campaign called get a mac. His followers are gay sons of a bitches who have some kind of mental retardation because of their belief of Macs being "superior" to pc's. "Apple, Stealing your money since 1976" Steve jobsThe moron who created Apple Computers, the computers for retards who don't understand how to use a goddamn PC, because they're so stupid that they think Macs are better because they look all pretty but in reality do jack shit. He is also responsible for Macs lack of a right click on the mouse, seriously WTF is up with that? I wish to destroy Steve Jobs. Steve jobsAn evil bastard and CEO of Apple Computers. If it wasn't for Steve Jobs, more people would use MacOS because they wouldn't have to spend lots of money on a computer they can't modify and isn't compatible with lots of peripherals. |
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