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What is stage 5 cancer?
When you see something so irredeemably cringey on the internet that you reach levels of cancer not previously thought possible.
Whenever I read a trend on Twitter, I get Stage 5 Super Terminal Cancer
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Stage 5 cancer - what is it?
The thing you get when feminists speak, or when you hear something that so deeply disgusts you about the human race.
See I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
*overhears* "Males make more than females for the same job! This is why we needed a women's march. So empowering. Go vaginas am I right?"
"This is giving me cancer. I have just been diagnosed with stage 5 cancer. Kill me now please."
"Nobody understands me. Maybe I should just post on Instagram about cutting myself . Green Day saved my life.. I don't know what I would have done without them..."
"You just gave me stage 5 terminal death cancer. You realized the world sucks so join the club and stop being emo . Now I can't even live because I have stage five cancer and i'm dead. Thanks."
What does "stage 5 cancer" mean?
A type of Cancer that the world at large has; every one that doesn't have stages 0-4 may be subject to this. When an individual displays evidence of Stage 5 Cancer, they are judgmental, stare at people because they are different, and treat people with fewer people who're not the same as them. Generally, this treatment involves a proctologist, scuba gear, and a bong. Stage 5 Cancer is survivable and may be curable with the ingestion and inhalation of mass cannabinoids and possible psychotherapy, although a punch in the nose has also been reported as a cure. Special Note: Those with Stage 0-4 Cancers should see their Oncologist.
"Wow, that lady who called me fat must have some type of Stage 5 Cancer, I hope she gets treated before she infects others with that foul and obnoxious behavior."
Stage 5 cancer - what does it mean?
Person 1: Bro you want to check out my new tiktok? It's some cool lip synci-
Person 2: That's just Stage 5 Cancer in disguise. No.