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What is squeef?

a queef that is accompanied by a skeet

uhh, cindy, did you just squeef?

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Squeef - what is it?

for a female or post-op transsexual to harbor a pocket of air in the vaginal canal and release said air while simultaneously sneezing. the force of opposing pressures may cause all said air to expel.

Susans allergies were flaring up whilst switching from doggy to missionary causing her to squeef.

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What does "squeef" mean?

The explosion of air trapped in the urethra of a male. Typically caused from rapid masturbation. The male equivalence of a queef.

When I was giving her a money shot, I squeefed in her face.
While peeing, I squeefed so hard my pee coagulated at the tip and blew off my head.

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Squeef - what does it mean?

A tabe (or table tennis) score concept. If one person scores 6 points in a row from a score of zero then they win the game. If the squeefer's opponent won some points before the squeefer won any, then have performed a reverse squeef.

"Cheedle, I'm going to squeef you."
"Stefan's been squeefed!"

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Squeef - meaning

(Scottish slang): a pathetic, insignificant person; a nobody.

"See thon Helen McMillan, she's a wee squeef!"

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Squeef - definition

(originating from the concatenation of sex and queef; comparable to a wet fart)
1. A sex fart; also known as the sound a vagina makes when air is forced inside, but promptly displaced by another object
2. The resulting sound of two solid, lubricated surfaces suctioning away from one another (as in intercourse when sweat covers two opposing body parts and contact between the two has momentarily subsided)

The young girl, already nervous about losing her virginity, panicked when she thought she ruined the experience by passing gas. Her boyfriend, already accustomed to this sort of situation, tried to comfort her by explaining that she squeefed. His efforts were sabotage by abrupt laughter. She cried.

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Squeef - slang

when someone queefs but shit comes out.
squeefing is the same to queefing as farting is to sharting.

I accidently squeefed during sex and blew doodems all over the bed sheets.

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Squeef

a bag of shitty old man pot

"Which one you boys has the fat bag of squeef?"- The Buck god rest his soul

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Squeef

Marijuana, Cannabis-Sativa

"Yo man, you got any squeef??"

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Squeef

Like weed, or pot, squeef is another word for marijuana. This word has apparently been confused with queef, but it has nothing to do with the sound of air being squeezed out of the vaginal canal.

Hey dude I wanna get high. Let's go out in the woods and smoke some squeef.
Yo, I'm new in town. Do you know where I can score some squeef, Bro?

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