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What is spoonies?

Said to describe a goofy but lovable person who just wants to have fun.

E- Yo, Shawn, do you wanna go to the mini-mall and moon people?
S- You're so spoony...

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Spoonies - what is it?

Fucking anything really mate its quite booky

Scott- look over there man.
Jord- thats pretty fucking spoony bro

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What does "spoonies" mean?

An "Individual', under the age of 13, that simply sits on his/her ass all day and grinds Runescape. This individual also tends to stream to his 5 botted viewers/fans. Along with these characteristics, the user also tends to only have a maximum of 3 real friends, the rest are people he/she works for as their bitch or payed for.

You are the biggest fucking spoonis ever!

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Spoonies - what does it mean?

Spoony is a highly offensive swear word originating from Iran. It refers to an especially hairy individual, with the implication that during the conception of this individual some sperm spilt onto a rug on the floor. The father, not wishing his semen to go to waste, uses a spoon to return the semen to its rightful position, but, in so doing, unwittingly transfers some hair from the rug. Thus, the resulting individual is especially hairy.

Dude, have you seen Hugh Jackman's chest? He's totally spoony.

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Spoonies - meaning

An insult used to describe a man who is inordinately feminine and fruity.

Tellah: You spoony bard!

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Spoonies - definition

The feeling of being horny for a food typically eaten with a spoon.

Mya: dude, I'm so spoony for this ice cream right now

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Spoonies - slang

A word used to describe a person with a chronic illness, which originated with the spoon theory that helps explain what it's like to have a chronic illness to people who are in good health.

It is very popular amongst people who suffer from P.O.T.S.; Post Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome, which is a form of dysautonomia characterized by many symptoms which includes fainting, extreme fatigue, low bp, fast heartrate, hypotension headaches, low blood volume, exercise intolerance and more. It is chronic and has no known cure although large amounts of salt in the diet, drinking constant fluids, compression stockings, and medications have been known to help with some symptoms.

My favorite spoonie items are compression stockings, shower chairs, and salt tabs :)

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Spoonies

Weak-minded (see wordFoxx/word); demonstratively fond; sentimental or silly; soft

Tellah: You spoony bard!

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Spoonies

A person living with chronic illness, that identifies with Christine Miserandino's Spoon Theory.

Spoonies are people that live with chronic illness; theoretically measuring personal daily abilities much as one would measure the proper amount of spoons needed for an event or occasion... sometimes having an abundance, other times coming up short.

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Spoonies

A spoonie is someone living with a chronic illness.
It mostly refers to physical chronic illnesses, though it has been known to be a helpful term for those with chronic mental illness as well.

It originates from Christine Miserandino's Spoon Theory story, in which she explains what it's like to live with chronic illness to a friend, and uses a handful of spoons to demonstrate.
For example, daily activities that healthy people tend not to think about take tolls on people with chronic illness. You start the day with a certain number of spoons, and play your day around not running out. Socializing might cost spoons, using the stairs might cost spoons, lifting things might cost spoons, etc.

Skylar: It's a low spoons day today, I don't think I'll go out.
Fallon: You're a spoonie? I didn't know. Well, I hope you feel better tomorrow. Can I do anything for you?

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