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What is spontanious combustion?
One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.
Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!
spontanious combustion - video
Spontanious combustion - what is it?
Phenomenon in which any animal caught defacating on my lawn bursts into flames, and it wasn't my fault.
Bob: "Howdy neighbor! By any chance, have you seen my sweet little Sparky? He's been missing for two days now."
Jeffy: "Uhhh....uhhhhh....I didn't do it."
Bob: "What?"
Jeffy: "You're not gonna believe this: I was mowing my lawn the other day and...I smelled something...burning. I looked over to see poor Sparky engulfed in a ball of fire, yelping for help......but by the time I reached him he was utterly consumed and only his ashes remained. That's what happened to Sparky. I'm not lying, it was Spontanious Animal Combustion Bob."
Bob: ".............*gurgles*"
What does "spontanious combustion" mean?
My pre-teen daughter explained spontaneous combustion as:
a random and sudden outburst of laughter
Suffering from spontanious combustion usually stems from nervousness or excitement.
This girl in dentention was given almost 2 months because she went into a spontanious combustion situation.
Spontanious combustion - what does it mean?
sex that is so good you've gotten off before you have even started
as in a Prince song, Matt Damon and all of the band filter....because we all have a really dirty mind
Spontanious combustion - meaning
To spontaniously burst into flames
Wouldn't it be cool if that person just spontaneously combusted?