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What is sploof?
Its a vape. Gotta say sploof so that the teachers wont know what your up too in the bathroom. If your in the bathroom waiting for a hit from the juul and a teacher walks in, just recall it as a sploof!
"Hey pass the sploof"
"Ya here ya go!"
sploof - meme gif
sploof - video
Sploof - what is it?
while enjoying your nicely rolled spliff (aka cone of mary jane) the finishing move (splooge) on a girls face with a nice 6-roper
the spliff was burnin fast so i finished that along with the night off with a nice sploof to her dome piece.
What does "sploof" mean?
A well-timed backhanded slap to the scrotum and/or tip of the penis. Also referred to as a "bag tag". Cousin to the Cock-Punch.
"I was standing in line to get a hot dog at Murphy's and Colin sploofed me."
Sploof - what does it mean?
a male orgasm in which no semen flows through the urethra and out of the tip of the penis splashing you in the face; a dry orgasm
The poor fourteen year old boy had a sploof for he had already masturbated twelve times that hour.
Sploof - meaning
A dry ejaculate resembling dust, often making a barely audible "poof" sound.
"I heard you turned 80 the other day."
"Yup."
"So did you get a birthday blow job?"
"Yup, but Deloris almost choked when I sploofed."
Sploof - definition
The incorrect term for a device actually called a "spoof".
Not a "spLoof"
SPOOF
S-P-O-O-F
A spoof is a cardboard tube from toilet paper rolls or a bottle etc filled with dryer sheets. You use it to cover up the smell of weed smoke by blowing your toke through the spoof.
If you are using a bottle, make sure you cut some holes in the one end so the fabric sheet smelling smoke can come out. Also make sure you use enough dryer sheets. Too many is never enough ;) but don't steal all your moms or she'll be pissed.
If you are using a cardboard tube, make sure you have a dryer sheet covering the one end and then stuff the f out of it with more sheets. Make sure you blow through the one end with the opening(for you slow kids).
You can also use a huge paper towel roll which is referred to as a "super-spoof".
Which is in-fact a huge spoof.
Not a sploof ! Spoof !
Man pass me the sploof !
The sploof? wtf is a sploof?!
That cardboard thing you blow your toke into!
Dude, that's a spoof, not a sploof.
No, man! its a sploof.
I have been around longer than you, its a spoof.
I unno mann...
Ya, your wrong, shut up and pass the bong.
Sploof - slang
A pornographic film whose name and/or storyline plays off of an existing film from the "legitimate" world of cinema.
From the joining of the words "spoof" (a take-off of an existing movie or genre) and "splooge" (male ejaculate).
I can't decide if my favorite SPLOOF is Edward Penishands or Foreskin Gump.
Sploof
(v) The act of losing a monstrous marijuana hit (usually from a bong).
(adj) A wasted marijuana hit.
(n) A device made to conceal marijuana odors, usually made by kids in their college dorm rooms to afraid to go find a place outside to blaze.
1. Jeff: Yo you've been chiefin on that bong for like 1 hour.
Frank starts laughing and blows the smoke out without getting a hit.
Jeff: You just sploofed a gargantuan hit.
2. Jeff: I'm trying to breathe in all this sploof smoke you just exhaled.
3. Frank: Remember that time we almost got caught in our dorm room because our sploof wasn't working correctly?
Jeff: hahaah yeah. You just made me sploof this hit you idiot.
Sploof
A tube filled with dryer sheets, used for smoking dank inside yo hizzay with the rents home.
Yo blow that shit thro the sploof before my rentscome up here.
Sploof
a plastic bottle with the end cut off, filled with dryer sheets, and covered with a thick sock; is used to smoke grass when you dont wanna get caught, cause it hides the smell
"i dunno about smoking here, someone might smell it."
"oh don't worry, we'll just use the sploof, and the room will smell dryer sheet-fresh!"