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What is splenda daddy?
An older man who dates younger women but nowhere near as wealthy as a "sugar daddy." Not quite the same as the real thing.
My Splenda Daddy works for the City and his car broke down when he took me to the Club that has no cover last night.
splenda daddy - video
Splenda daddy - what is it?
Someone trying to
Be a "sugar-daddy" but financially cannot, so this is the next best sugar substitute!
My Splenda-daddy took
Me to sizzler for dinner and we went shopping at Ross dress for less too!!!
What does "splenda daddy" mean?
A man who strives to be a Sugar Daddy but just doesn't have the funds to pull it off.
She was all excited that she had finally landed a Sugar Daddy until he rolled up in his Accord. It was then she realized she had landed a Splenda Daddy, instead.
Splenda daddy - what does it mean?
A significant other that wants to spoil you like a Sugar Daddy but doesn't have enough money to do so.
"My Splenda Daddy wanted to buy me new clothes so he went to Goodwill and bought a $30 AC/DC t-shirt."
Splenda daddy - meaning
A daddy (straight or gay older male with father like attributes and/or likes to sleep with younger individuals) that claims to provide financial support for love and attention, however does not meet the financial prerequisites to provide substantial sugar
My sugar daddy lost his job, thank god for his savings account so at least he can be Splenda daddy for now
Splenda daddy - definition
A term coined by Cindy B. Gilbert to describe a broke man attempting to be a sugar daddy.
(Other artificial sweetener brands suffice as well for this term.)
Jessica: Hey did you here about that gold digger dude Michael's dating?
Cindy: Ha, Michael having a bae.. funny...but seriously bro, no worries there, Michael is such a Splenda Daddy.
Jessica: Whaddya' mean?
Cindy: Everyone knows Michael's broke af.
Splenda daddy - slang
A man who gives a lady money but gets no sugar.
My splenda daddy dropping off money still aint getting none.
Splenda daddy
A Splenda Daddyis a man who buys a women fashionable and fabulous fashions because he wants her to look her best. No sex involved, just shoes ... and bags, and clothes, and maybe a vacation or two.
Splenda Daddies look like sugar, taste like sugar but don't have all that extra calorie bullshit!
Check out my new Louis Vuitton speedy! My Splenda Daddy bought it for me.
Splenda daddy
a younger version of a sugar daddy, a wanna-be sugar daddy, a sugar daddy in the making, or a guy who's not quite a sugar daddy b/c of lack of disposable income
girl #1 "So, he's flying you all the way to Miami just to see him for the weekend?"
girl #2 "Yeah, can you believe it? But he's not flying me first class..."
girl #3 "So what? It's gotta be nice having a splenda daddy!"
Splenda daddy
A man who is willing to be a sugar daddy, but has a serious lack of funds.
Actually my splenda daddy got it for me...so no.