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What is Louis Vuitton?
The worst investment you will ever make...
A cheap, overpriced, ugly accessory.... a material statement of your ignorance.
Just because Paris Hilton rocks Louis Vuitton doesn’t mean that as soon you strap on that purse you begin climbing the upward later to high class or luxury. If you own a Louis Vuitton product you are fake, gullible, in debt, are not happy with you life, ignorant, have no sense of individuality, are a follower and probably have no idea why I'm saying these things.
Look at that chick with the Louis Vuitton purse, she can't afford diapers for her kids, lives in a trailer, yet she always managers to consume the latest greatest Hollywood fasion.
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Louis Vuitton - what is it?
High class leather goods. You get what you pay for, and those who buy fakes are very classless.
The Monogram design, with the famous LV is the most popular type of leather offered. This is made in other versions, such as Monogram Multicolore, Monogram Cerises, Monogram Mini, Monogram Vernis, Monogram Satin, and Monogram Panda.
Other than quality handbags and luggage, Vuitton offers watches, belts, straps, ties, and agendas, as well as others.
Buying from www.eluxury.com or a LV store is the only way one can be sure it's the real thing.
I just went to Saks Fifth Avenue and bought a new Porte Billets Billfold to match my Monogram Abbesses Messanger Bag.
What does "Louis Vuitton" mean?
an expansive purse smothered in lv's. the price is jacked up so the makers can earn 1000000000000000000% profit. many fakes exists.
-can you believe that queer convinced his mom to buy him a lv watch? its real too! he's only 12 for gawd's sake!
-ugh, those 6th grade teenyboppers are showing off their fake lv's to the 5th graders. how dumb
Louis Vuitton - what does it mean?
a epidemic for the fashion industry..
a bag that people buy to look rich and look fab...
unfortunately people will always think it's a fake
Genna: Holy shit that louis vuitton bag is a real!
Libby: Shut up...omg that bag is a fake..huh..priscilla would never get that
Louis Vuitton - meaning
A clothing brand which produces clothing, purses, accessories, shoes, etc. Most "LV" purses you see are fake, and yet people still buy them. Personally, the pattern isn't that attractive and the main reason people even have these purses is to pretend they are rich.
If I had a $10 000 dollar purse, I wouldn't be swinging it around like her.
Louis Vuitton - definition
1. Luxury goods brandname. Famous for the "LV" and flower monograms that are on the purses which became very popular in late 2003. Often illegally replicated.
(louisvuitton.com) for more information.
2. A man born in Anchay in 1821 and revolutionized travel. He died in 1892, and the brandname Louis Vuitton is named after him.
3. Something very expensive looking, cutting-edge in fashion, or fake and replicating.
1. That Louis Vuitton purse sure looks nice on her.
2. Louis Vuitton walked to Paris barefoot to make cases.
3. That Coach bag looks so Louis Vuitton.
Louis Vuitton - slang
Every broke bitch’s desire to have
Girl 1:OMG that woman has a Louis Vuitton bag
Girl 2:shut the fuck up she flexing so hard and probably can’t make her car payment
Louis Vuitton
One of the world's most premier designers, even though it is extremly expenisve, it is a classic and has been around since 1850's. Notable designer Marc Jacobs designs for Louis Vuitton. They specialize in high-end accesories rather than ready-to-wear. Louis Vuitton is only sold in top notch department stores or their own world-class boutiques. It is notably worn by Asians and Blacks. Unfortuanely, many tacky knock-offs have been made, that have made it loose some of its appeal. In recent years, it has been less classic and recently have been collaborating with innovative artists such as Kanye West and Pharell.
Suzy Yuki: Excuse me! Where you get that Louis!
Shinono: China Town bitch, 20 dolla
Suzy Yuki: No, where you get the real Louis Vuitton.
Shinono: 0oo0o on fifth ave, where else?
Louis Vuitton
A designer label which specializes in "leather goods". Basically they have some underage children working in a factory making a bunch of purses by hand. They charge a lot for their purses and stuff, but I think it's okay. You have to make money somehow. People make fun of other people who wear Louis Vuitton, it's most likely because they were bullied in school for being poor and wearing jeans from Wal-Mart. Louis Vuitton is however over-priced and marketed to the point that you're considered cool if you own a "Louis".
In reality it isn't what you buy that makes you cool, it's your personality. But unfortunately today's society is too shallow, so I guess you should go out and buy a Louis Vuitton purse to look cool, it's the only thing that will give nerds and anorexic people alike a chance at popularity.
Blonde person: "Oh She has a Louis Vuitton purse! She must make millions of dollars! Omg she must be a celebrity!"
Poor person: "Shut up bitch, Louis Vuitton is a cheap label for whores who wear too much makeup and people who want to think they're rich!"
Blonde person: "Shut up, you're too poor to understand. If someone like you, a hobo looking girl, walked into Louis Vuitton they would call security and you would make it on the channel six news for attempted murder!"
Louis Vuitton: (speaking in french) "Actually I invented a different class of luggage, that was my goal. I wanted something reliable, and innovative. It's my decendants and the people who took over the company who reinvented the brand to be a money sucking powerhouse, and who started over pricing it. Although many celebrities back in my day were craving for my luggage, because it was so reliable and stylish. So early on, many of the little peons wanted a Louis Vuitton because they wanted to have the same luggage as their favorite actress, only because they wanted to feel special. That was the eventual downfall/start of my company"
Blonde person and poor person: (Look in shock)
Poor person: "Aren't you dead?"
Louis Vuitton
Yo I just bought my girl some Louis Vuitton and now I'm a poor ass bum.