Definder - what does the word mean?

What is splatoon?

Each dude takes one naked barbie doll (male or female) and attempts to cover the most surface area of the doll in semen, and the loser has to show it to a parent or guardian

Dude 1: I had to show my mom a cum covered barbie doll
Dude 2: Bro wtf why?!
Dude 1: I lost at splatoon

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Splatoon - what is it?

The best game but you can only use dullies

I Love Splatoon

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What does "splatoon" mean?

The act of covering your sex partner's entire floor with your cum.

I needed to mark my territory so I started splatooning all over her floor.

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Splatoon - what does it mean?

A video game series created by Nintendo in 2015. It follows the story of the Inklings, in a post-apocalyptic world left by the humans after a nuke was targeted at Antarctica. But it is very colorful...

Wanna play Turf War in Splatoon?

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Splatoon - meaning

The best game ever.

WOOOOOOMY

I JUSt BOUGHT "Splatoon" and its cool.

U let an 8-ball fall.
TEST FAILED

no, i got an f in the school test because i played Splatoon all day... 😥

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Splatoon - definition

An original game from Nintendo, which by itself is so rare that it is believed to be a fragment of the latest Blood Moon.

"Take a good look at this Splatoon game, because you won't see another game like it for a good many years!"

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Splatoon - slang

The best game in existence. With 2 games and a DLC, this should be the better game series in people's eyes instead of Fortnite, which is sad.

Splatoon is the best thing to exist since our creation.

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Splatoon

A 3rd person shooter game made by Nintendo

My favorite shooter is Splatoon

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Splatoon

To shoot semen. To cum in excitement. To jizz. Etc.

Derived from the Nintendo game "Splatoon", which is actually about humanoid squid people who shoot each other with paint. Not long after the game was shown off, people quickly began using "splatoon" as a verb, as a synonym for jizz.

I just splatooned in my pants when I heard about that awesome new Nintendo game!
You just got splatooned all over.

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Splatoon

The latest Nintendo IP, "De Blob" meets "Team Fortress 2". A currently unreleased multiplayer shooter where players control squid-children called Inklings, spraying colorful ink all over a battlefield to control as much territory as possible. Currently has a metric ton of fan art, most of it pornographic in nature. Single-handedly convinced a large number of people to consider buying a Wii U. Also, its art style is so, so 90s.

"Hey, did you hear about this new shooter called Splatoon?"
"Is it anything like Call of Duty?"
"...Get out."

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