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What is spif?

Stands for Sales Performance Incentive Fund. (Or Performance, or Person.) It's what sales people get when they don't get a decent commission or salary. Sometimes involves extra company product, sometimes a bonus prize.

When Dave sold the big stereo this month, they Spiffed him a trip to Hawaii; The only spif that Bob got, was a tshirt and one of the refurbed DVD players.

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Spif - what is it?

The act of wearing a suit and tie or other nice outfit with a tie such as jeans/vest/shirt/tie or khakis/shirt/tie

Matt feels the need to get spiffed for no reason at all, and because of this, he has never been seen wearing anything short of a button down shirt with a tie and a nice pair of khakis. But he usually wore a suit and tie.

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What does "spif" mean?

1. past part. of spiff (to groom or make attractive) usu. spiffed up; also, well-dressed

2. Intoxicated esp. to a level of severely impaired motor and cognative function, usu. from ingestion of alcohol or alcohol in conjunction with other illicit/illegal drugs

1. "My dentist really spiffed up his waiting room over the summer!" or "My roommate spiffed up for his date tonight."

2. "After four shots and six beers, I was so spiffed I couldn't stand up." or "I was a little drunk when we got to her place, but after we smoked a couple bowls I was totally spiffed!"

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Spif - what does it mean?

A very dated word used by the upper-class British, and Americans that can't do impressions for shit.
Can be used for comedic value.

Usually found in sentences containing the terms; "Jolly good" "Old chap/chum" "Tea" "Wot wot" "I say" and "Earl grey"

I say, old chum. Would you like to come to Buckingham palace and share a spiffing pot of the old earl Grey, wot?

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Spif - meaning

lovely, desirable, super
retro term - ganking

We're having such a spiffing time
He's a spiffing bloke

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Spif - definition

For something to be excellent or good. Word is mainly used by upper-class British

I say Grayson, that back-scratched you purchased for me the other day is rather spiffing.

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Spif - slang

Very posh and dated word meaning excellent, especially as used by upper-class toffs and rugger buggers.

I say, she's a lovely filly.
Oh yes, absolutely spiffing old chap.

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Spif

another way of saying spiffy or nifty...an expression of happiness...originated from new england

"That new skirt is SO SPIF!"

"I aced my math quiz! spif!"

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Spif

Stands for Slow People in Formation. It's a term used for a situation where a large group of slow moving or meandering people effectivly create a road block.

"If we have to drive today, let's skirt around downtown. The street fair has turned the whole thing into a spif."

Student:"Sorry, I'm late, I was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic."
Teacher: "Was there a big crash?"
Student: "No it was just a spif."

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Spif

A term of endearment. Kind of like calling dude or son. Taken from the word spiffy, usually with good undertones.

Person 1: Whats good homie?
Person 2: Nothin much spif, just chillin.
Person 1: You must really like me, you just called me spif
Person 2: Obviously spif.

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