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What is speed bumped?
Someone who slows everything down and retards fun.
The "Speed Bump" really wrecked that party.
speed bumped - video
Speed bumped - what is it?
speed bumps: Marbles and/or other objects being place inside the skin of the penis to increase the intensity of female's orgasm.. believed to have come from Fiji..
speed bumps - cut a small opening in your shaft just below you penis head on the bottom of your penis.. insert marbles or other objects inside then sew it shut.
What does "speed bumped" mean?
1. A person who is not recognized by their significant other, a person who is a distraction in a relationship
2. A one nightstand, what you call the person you had a fling with.
3. A fat ass
1. He was a speed bump that I already forgot
2. She meant nothing to me, she was just a speed bump.
3. Bre, did you see the speed bump on dat honey
Speed bumped - what does it mean?
A kayak in the Puget Sound.
Watch out for the speed bumps ahead, you don't want to tip their boat and water log their granola.
Speed bumped - meaning
Acne-like sores that can appear on the long-term meth (speed) user's skin. If constantly picked at, they can become scars.
People were avoiding Tom nowadays because his speed bumps made it clear just how much of a druggie he'd become.
Speed bumped - definition
A sex position calling for the girl to sit on the guy as they ride over speed bumps. WARNING: DRIVE SLOWLY, IT MAY BECOME PAINFUL IF YOU DRIVE TO FAST.
Tommy: Hey are you going speed bumping tonight with your girlfriend?
Alec: Yeah...I'm still sore from last night though.
Speed bumped - slang
1. a hump in the road designed to stop cars from going above 25 in a residential area.
2. anything that prevents one from achieving one's goals
Someone needs to repair the speed bump.
Speed bumped
Drinking a glass of water between alcoholic beverages
Dude, don't forget to speed bump between those Fireball shots or you'll have a hangover.
Speed bumped
An assinine attempt to slow traffic in parking lots or on roads. These bumps are put in by assholes in an attempt to reduce speeds on main through roads in some residential areas. Speed bumps often result in cussing by the "victims" who want to exercise their rights to travel on smooth public roads. Often these pissed off people will speed up excessively after passing over a speed bump to spite the assholes responsible!
Speed bumps are assholes in asphalt form!
Speed bumped
A speed bump is:
1. A bump of speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) that you mix with soda and drink or that you sniff with a straw. Speed bumps are usually weighed on a scale before you consume(eat) it. These speed bumps are fun!
2. A bump in the road put there by the city to slow down traffic to around 25mph. If you drive too fast over a speed bump, your car will get off the ground and then crash back down on the floor, causing damage to your car, and then maybe a ticket. These speed bumps suck.
3. A game where if you're driving over a speed bump, you and your friends do a speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) bump. Doing speed bumps are fun and distract you from the stupid speed bumps you got to drive over.
*speed bump ahead
Bobby: Let's do speed bumps!
Cindy: Sure!
Crank Mountain: Doing speed bumps is going to be cool!
*Crank Mountain slows down the car
*speed bump.
Bobby: *sniffs speed
Cindy: *sniffs speed
Crank Mountain: *sniffs speed
Bobby, Cindy, and Crank Mountain: Oh yeah!