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What is soft shit?
fecal excrement that has the appearance and texture of soft-serve ice cream. The use of this term usually denotes that the subject ate a large portion of ice cream previously which precipitated the soft-serve shit. Also known as "ice cream shit". The phenomenon of soft-serve shit almost always results in a much greater amount of toilet paper used to wipe clean the anus of the soft-serve shitter.
Dude: "Man, I just got done wiping my ass for, like, 10 minutes!"
Friend: "Why? You got diarrhea, dog?"
Dude: "Worse...I got the soft-serve shits!"
Friend: "Sucks to be you!"
soft shit - video
Soft shit - what is it?
A descriptive term used in response to someone's stupid behavior
Jenny: did you hear Peter blew his whole check on scratch tickets?
Roger: wow he's soft as shit!
What does "soft shit" mean?
Sudden and nervous evacuation caused by negative anticipation in a social setting.
Like nervous dump, but quicker and more likely to occur in females.
Example 1 "Ready to give your speech on Female Genital Mutilation, or should I go first?"
"Wait a minute, I think I better take a soft-shit"
Example 2
"Hey, your boyfriend told me to check on you, he's worried you'll miss your plane"
"Thanks. Tell him I'm okay. I always have to take a soft-shit when I hear those big engines".
Soft shit - what does it mean?
"dont be on that soft shit"
Soft shit - meaning
A person that claims to be tough or hard, but is actually a little bitch.
Ivan thought he could push me around, but he's actually soft shit.