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What is snowbirds?
A seasonal infestation of Yankees (as well as Midwesterners and Canadians) in sunny warm states in the South such as Florida (and also out West in Arizona). A snowbird is an elderly Yankee that migrates down to the South to winter when their natural habitat of New York, Ohio, or Michigan is too cold for them. Their migration begins in early September and lasts until April.
You can spot a snowbird by it’s white or graying hair color (or sometimes light blue or orange form a dye job gone bad), it’s pastel colored clothes, use of sweaters, socks in sandals or white tennis shoes, dark colored over sized sun glasses, and of course it’s irritating Yankee accent. They tend to drive over sized gas guzzling cars such as Lincolns and Cadillac’s because they are retired and have the money to spend.
Typically known to drive well under the normal speed in traffic, (about 35 MPH below and in the passing lane) and prone to rubbernecking therefore making places such as Florida the traffic accident capital of the US. Other than making driving conditions terrible for Native Floridians and other Southerners, snowbirds also infest restaurants, post offices, stores, doctor’s office’s by the droves making it next to impossible to get it during the winter months. They in turn complain about how crowed it is and how they have to wait in line.
Even though tourist traps love snowbirds because of the revenue they bring, most people who are native to the states the snowbirds visit hate them with a passion and wish they’d go home.
Those damn snowbirds caused another backup on I-75 this morning.
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Snowbirds - what is it?
In basketball, after a missed shot by your team, all the players on your team gets back on defense except one. After your team gets a stop, causes a turnover, or a made basket, a team member quickly throws a full-court pass to the player who didn't get back for an easy bucket before the opposing team can recover.
"John's always snowbirding, he never gets back on D."
What does "snowbirds" mean?
1.Irritating old people who come down to Florida from Northern states, drive like maniacs, and should be illegal.
2.disgustin gold people from northern states who wear speedos on our beaches. God help us all.
Why don't we have a snowbird huntin g season?
Snowbirds - what does it mean?
Any northerner who migrates to southern states, namely Florida, during the winter months. Recognizable by poor driving habits, pale skin, and funny accents. Snowbirds can often be seen wearing shoes on the beach or blocking traffic by driving 5 under on major roads.
Did you see that snowbird try to surf!? He totally got eaten by that wave!
I went to get a burrito and it took 20 minutes because of all the snowbirds.
Snowbirds - meaning
Elderly people vacationing/invading Florida during the winter months
A canadian snowbird coming to florida on vacation for two weeks on a package deal with $216 to spend. Elderly snowbird couple in a very large car stopped on US41 in the center lane, waiting for 600 or so cars to go past them so they can make the left turn into Denny's. The same elderly couple buying a one dollar lottery ticket at 7/11 and searching thru their purse for correct change.
Snowbirds - definition
Elderly people who travel to Florida during the winter months. They arrive after Thanksgiving, go home for Christmas and come back the day after New Years and stay until Early April.
They clog the restaurants and the roads (driving 20mph under the limit) and love to pull out in front of you when there's no one behind you. Anyone growing up in Central and South Florida will have the opportunity to learn what all the license plates of the US and Canada look like. Only benefit is these people bring their money and stimulate the economy.
Kid: "Dad why did that old man from NY just pull out in front of us and drive slow?"
Dad: "Son, its wintertime in Florida, that is a snowbird"
Snowbirds - slang
You better get yourself to Victoria's Secret and buy yourself a push-up bra. Them there snowbirds look like they're heading south for the winter. You gotta wear an underwire to prevent that kind of migration!
Snowbirds
Senior citizens who migrate south for the winter to avoid cold weather; usually in RVs. They visit tourist areas during the off-season.
Those snowbirds may not tip well, but at least they keep the restaurants in business during the off-season.
Snowbirds
Gay fuck shit old people who come from nw york into the great state of florida (mostly miami) and ruin it
these pussy whipped bitches are really snooty to anyone who isnt an old fuck who drives a lincoln like them, they drive really slow cuz they have old people disease where they get all retarded and mentally slow and they usually drive down the middle of the road and cause crashes, also, they destroy all the good food places and make people build all these gay gefilte-fish old people restaurants
where they go to eat dinner at like 2 in the afternoon (which is when like all the cool people in miami wake up)
pretty much, snowbirds are a bunch of gay faggets who deserve to die
snowbird #1: oh, herbert, those hooligans over there are listening to music in the car with their windows down, what has this world come to?
snowbird #2: i dont know alfred, but i will call the police on those criminals .......................................................................(now do you get the point about how fucking stupid the snowbirds are)
Snowbirds
the biggest pieces of shit in the entire fucking world. old people who make every restaraunt in the whole state of florida crowded from 2-10 p.m. all snowbirds migrate south for the winter so their rich asses don't have to deal with snow. they take their entire goddamn families and drive down the middle of the road at .000000000000000000000001 miles per hour, and are known for causing crashes at this intense speed. although, the younger snowbirds have been known to push 5 mph at times. all snowbirds are stubborn, rich, and have absolutley no idea how to drive a car.
person 1: hey person 2, want to go get something to eat?
perosn 2: we can't, it's fucking snowbird season!
person 1: let's go crash their million dollar cars so maybe they will leave!
person 2: great idea!
person 1: yeah, snowbirds suck ass!