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What is snorgtees?
A T-shirt company that makes some of the most retarded shirts ever to meet the presses. They have on them terrible jokes that are obviously trying to suck off of Internet humor, and stupid slogans and sayings with bad puns and very unclever irony. They slap their stupid advertisements all over Urban Dictionary, courtesy of Google Ads, which tries to target products to the right audience.
Some examples of Snorgtees terrible attempts at cool:
"WARNING: if zombies chase us, I'm tripping you!!!1!"
"Hedgehogs, why don't they just share the hedge?'
"Meh"
"That's what she said!!!11!1"
"Milk, I am your father"
"I was not aware that bird was the word"
Sheer crap.
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snorgtees - video
Snorgtees - what is it?
Annoying shit that constantly appears on the urban dictionary site advertising lame t-shirts.
Look at all of these damn snorgtees ads on this site.
What does "snorgtees" mean?
A t-shirt company advertising on various sites, including urbandictionary. The ads often include girls wearing vibrant t-shirts with stupid jokes on them, extremely similar to Bustedtees and Noise Bot.
A beaver in an argument with another saying "I don't give a dam".
Well done, Snorgtees, but I think I missed the punchline.
Snorgtees - what does it mean?
SnorgTees is a website that designs and sells relatively expensive novelty T-shirts and hoodies with cheap graphics and puns on them. You'll see the advertisements on UrbanDictionary and most likely think, "Huh. That's... interesting." and then click to see the other puns on their other shirts, eventually realising that because as they themself have admitted that they shit them out weekly, that maybe your I.Q. has lowered just slightly
They're the kind of T-shirts that you'd think about MAYBE buying for that ONE friend who ALWAYS speaks in memes, and is generally a socially awkward tag-along. But then you decide that it's probably best that you don't spend $18 just to make your "friend" look immature and yourself just slightly more in with pop culture.
There are some T-shirts/hoodies that will make you do that grunting laugh thing that you do when you're minimally amused and you want to laugh but it's just not that funny. However, there are some T-shirts that are just plain stupid and sound like when the idea for it was concieved, two guys and maybe a girl were high on LSD and pissing themselves laughing some cheap slapstick comedy from the 90s.
Hayden: "Kathy's birthday was yesterday."
Will: "Oh, cool. Did you get here anything?"
Hayden: "Well, I didn't wanna be a dick and get her some trinket from the dollar store so I decided to get her a T-shirt."
Will: "A... a T-shirt... ?"
Hayden: "Yeah."
Will: "Fair enough. Which T-shirt?"
Hayden: "Well, I kinda didn't want her to get her something like plain and boring because she's probably got a ton of them."
Will: "Yeah."
Hayden: "She kinda uses that 'nom nom nom' meme a lot on MSN, so I found this site called 'SnorgTees' and they had this pretty expensive T-shirt with "Nom nom nom" on it... so I got that."
Will: "Wow."
Snorgtees - meaning
the unfunniest t-shirts in the history of ever, which are, for some reason, appearing on urbandictionary.com on a regular basis
What does the Holocaust and SnorgTees have in common?
They're not funny at all and anybody who laughs at them has no soul.
Snorgtees - definition
t shirts worn by the snorks
i was watching the snorks last night and was thinking how nice their snorgtees were
Snorgtees - slang
A stupid company which makes pathetic, stupendous, annoying, subdued, shirts often relating to sexual activity. In fact it was made in some Georgian place, although it has arrived in the UK mostly.
Some bitch named Alice Fraasa is a model in the cheap-ass advertisements.
Tom: Hey Edd, look at this stupid ad!
*Tom and Edd stare at a Snorgtee*
Edd: "IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME FOR A BEER", what a stupid ad, beer makes everything worse while it destroys your brain cells and turns you into a metaphorical retard.
Tom: Boy, Edd, that was a real sentence, let's buy their company and make educational humour shirts!
Edd: Yeah!
*Tom and Edd buy Snorgtees for $15.89*
Snorgtees
A rubbish advert which has unfortunatly made it past urbandictionary.com
guy 1: What did you go on last night?
guy 2: Indiana Jones Wiki
guy 1: was it good?
guy 2: Yeah, it was interesting but I saw a snorgtees ad
guy 1: OOOOHHHH NNNNNOOOOO!!!!!! Snorgtees has made it onto other websites! It's spreading like a plague!
Snorgtees
Why don't you look to your right and you'll see an ad about it.
If it isn't there, why don't you complain to google ads?
Right is this way if you don't know. Retard.
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Snorgtees are not funny. If you laugh at them, you're probably Bob Saget.
Snorgtees
A T-shirt company with absolutely no dignity or real sense of business prowess whatsoever. They merely take any quotable line from a movie, tv or pop culture scene and place it on a basic teeshirt, thus attempting to take advantage of the stupidity and consumption need of the average human, having them spend $15 on something that impresses no one and merely helps them stand out as "don't talk to me, I suck."
snorgtees are a tshirt that quotes a line from 'The Office' and makes unearned profits from it.