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What is Snorgtees?
The shirts that are advertised on this website the best one by far is Sheena AKA the girl with the black short shorts and a grey shirt but she is what we call rare only that average looking red head keeps showing up
Example of a snorgtees add-
an attractive girl ranging from a 7-9 out of ten posing in an sexy positions with a cliche shirt
Snorgtees - meme gif
Snorgtees - video
Snorgtees - what is it?
Wow! Snorgtees are the silly ad with dumb punchlines!
What does "Snorgtees" mean?
1) Chances are, there's an ad to your right showing some fugly, flat-chested girl wearing some stupid looking t-shirt with some gay ass punchline on them. At the bottom it'll say SnorgTees... those shirts are pretty retarded huh?
2) Shirts that Soulja Boy and his gay ass fans should wear; this way could easily recognize a retard when they come by so we can tone down our intelligent talk to make sure they can understand, or tell them to fuck off/ keep on walking (when on the streets).
1) Look to your right, as was said in the definition, usually at the top of the page if this definition is found at the bottom of the page.
2) Gas station clerk: "Great here comes someone with a Snorgtees. Probably mentally challenged."
Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "Hey man, can I, like, can you like, take out money from this card?"
Gas station clerk: "You'd have to use the ATM"
Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "OK man thanks. Where can I find one?"
Gas station clerk: "There's one... RIGHT BEHIND YOU!" *gas station clerk rubs temples*
Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "Oh OK, thanks man"
*Gas station clerk takes some Advil*
Snorgtees - what does it mean?
The reason I get a boner every time I go on Urban Dictionary.
I was looking at definitions on Urban Dictionary earlier, and the ads for Snorgtees kept coming up with really hot girls in skimpy shorts. I could only look at 2 definitions before running in to choke the chicken.
Snorgtees - meaning
A shirt company that thinks that having women with large titties modeling their t-shirts will justify the fact of how mindnumbingly not funny the shirts themselves are.
Person surfing UD: Wow look at the rack on that one! Nice, but its still not enticing enough for me to even consider purchasing one of those Snorgtees shirts. What a bad sales gimmick.
Snorgtees - definition
The best shirts to wear if you're a retard (so people can instantly recognize you) .
non-retard: " hey, I bought you a t-shirt, from Snorgtees "
retard: " wow, thank you so much "
Snorgtees - slang
A company who monopolizes Urban Dictionary's ad-space and makes unfunny teeshirts.
The girls are somewhat hot though.
Every time you visit this site there will undoubtedly be an ad for a snorgtees shirt right next to it.
Snorgtees
A T-shirt company that makes some of the most retarded shirts ever to meet the presses. They have on them terrible jokes that are obviously trying to suck off of Internet humor, and stupid slogans and sayings with bad puns and very unclever irony. They slap their stupid advertisements all over Urban Dictionary, courtesy of Google Ads, which tries to target products to the right audience.
Some examples of Snorgtees terrible attempts at cool:
"WARNING: if zombies chase us, I'm tripping you!!!1!"
"Hedgehogs, why don't they just share the hedge?'
"Meh"
"That's what she said!!!11!1"
"Milk, I am your father"
"I was not aware that bird was the word"
Sheer crap.
Snorgtees
Annoying shit that constantly appears on the urban dictionary site advertising lame t-shirts.
Look at all of these damn snorgtees ads on this site.
Snorgtees
A t-shirt company advertising on various sites, including urbandictionary. The ads often include girls wearing vibrant t-shirts with stupid jokes on them, extremely similar to Bustedtees and Noise Bot.
A beaver in an argument with another saying "I don't give a dam".
Well done, Snorgtees, but I think I missed the punchline.