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What is smurfette?Stereotypical situation when a new girl joins a group, class, etc. And most guys in the group immediately tries to impress her, hit on her, get to know her, etc. - There was this new girl in class and every guy wanted to be with her! smurfette - meme gifsmurfette - videoSmurfette - what is it?When you're the only girl in a group of friends and your role in the group/team gets simplified to "the girl" or worse, "the potential love interest." Oftentimes, the rest of the group will assume you're sleeping with or consider you as "claimed" by one of the other members of the friend group, as if you were property or a prize as opposed to a person with agency. This situation is punctuated by the fact that you are attracted to none of the people in this group. And in the worst case scenario, they're assuming you're sleeping with the least attractive member of the group. "Hey, I've been hearing things about you and Jake from his buddies? What's going on with you two?" What does "smurfette" mean?an annoying girl with a crazy tan i think we should like toooottaly be jealous of the smurfette girl like shes so Smurfette - what does it mean?fuck a girl in a port o potty and dunk her head in the blue stuff the cum on her head I was fucking this chick in a port o potty, so I asked if she likes smurfs. she said yeah so i gave her a smurfette, I pushed her head in the toilet and then came on her head. Smurfette - meaningTake a bitch into a Porta Shitter and rail her from behind. Start very quietly say "oh yeah Smurfette" Progressively get louder until the unsuspecting bitch asks you "who is Smurfette" Promptly dunk her head into the blue water and say " YOU'RE SMURFETTE BITCH!!! " You can also use Cunt if you prefer. Hey Jarett ! I just gave your mom the Smurfette! Smurfette - definitionA woman who goes down far enough, long enough that her face turns blue. Becky in known for using her smurfette expertise in order to make men cum. Smurfette - slangThat one girl who sleeps with all the guys. The new kid already hit Smurfette. SmurfetteA horny ass bitch who takes it up the shnozz by Shmoes. @1Dude did you see that pornstar? |
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