What is smidge?

Form of measurement: An amount that is 2x greater than a cunt hair. A near miss.

Move that over a smidge .

You just missed it by a smidge.

Turn tha volume up a smidge.

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A universal term, generally used to refer to narcotics or the consumption of said narcotics.

Smigga 1: Yo, lets go smidge real quick Rick.
Smigga 2: Alright let me grab my smidge bro.
Owen Mechling: Bro, I’m smidge rick!

(besides traditional definition) to fall and injure one's self while performing a rediculous act

That dumbass smidge fell off the back of a car at 50mph and got road rash all up on his face.

Katie gave Kristen a smidge when she asked if she wanted to go to Galveston.

the ulmighty king of linwood who has many pawns

random supermodel: i love smidge hes the man

:fonz: i know right

When you take a crap and dont wipe your ass good enough so you get smidge in your underwear.

Marla couldnt wipe her ass well enough so she left smidge all in her underwear.

(n.) a small child, under the age of 12.. Often seen playing in streets.

Aww, how cute look at the little smidges.

Smidge.

a person who does not use common sense and usually gets made fun of by others.

Jeffrey: Hey what time is the Knicks game on tonight?
David: Jeffrey stop being a smidge the Knicks are always on @ 7 PM

A small amount of something. Short for smidegeon.

You blocked me in. Can you move your car up just a smidge?