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What is smell-dick?
When your girlfriend believes you to be cheating so she asks to smell your dick to see if it's been undid another female
Boi you betts let me smell yo dick if you gon be sneakin in the house at 4 am sayin you went to tha store
smell-dick - meme gif
smell-dick - video
Smell-dick - what is it?
the pleasant or pungent--depending on whose opinion and whose dick we be talkin bout--odeur of a man's twanger and 2 pinto beans
often associated with peanut butter, just as them girls' buttons be associated with ripe old bass, aka FISH!
lick up and eat out, fuckers!
"yo sligss, yo got sum mad dick smell
be careful that luke--who's allergic to peanut butter--don't catch cho whiff in the locker room
peace out, mofo!!"
What does "smell-dick" mean?
Where sweaty men get together and shower off like in a mens loker room and there is a particular smell that you can find no where else and you know it comes from there dick etc.
It smells like dick in here.
Smell-dick - what does it mean?
Quite possibly the stupidest, most ridiculous song known to mankind.
Dave: Did you hear that song "Smell Your Dick" by Riskay?
Phil: Yeah, that song is soooooo fucking stupid dude... like wtf..??
Dave: Werd...
Smell-dick - meaning
A figurative term meaning to check if someone is being honest. Comes from Riskay 's song "Smell Yo Dick" about checking for infidelity, but has since come into usage in a business setting.
Jimmy: "So we are giving you exclusive access to this special deal for $35k since you are our absolute favorite client."
Peter: "Johnson, can you call up Willy from Cox-Zucker and see what they were offered?"
Jimmy: "Wait, what? You don't trust me?"
Johnson: "Willy confirms an offer of $29k."
Jimmy: "Well I never! That's preposterous!"
Peter: " Sorry buddy, had to go ahead and smell your dick on this one. And it stinks. Well, so much for this deal. Later, Jimmy."
Smell-dick - definition
The last resort in the extensive investigation that takes place when a woman believes that her significant other is cheating on her.
"Why you comin' home at five in the morn'? Somethin's goin' awn, lemme smell yo dick. Don't play me like a foo', 'cuz dat ain't coo'. What you need to do is lemme smell yo dick."
Smell-dick - slang
(v.) 1. to call into question another's fidelity 2. an investigative method using the olfactory system to determine if a boyfriend has been with another woman
Girlfriend: "Where you been? You know what time it is, fool?"
Boyfriend: "Chill, I was out with the fellas!"
Girlfriend: "Ah-uh, fool! You were out with bitches, weren't you? Let me smell yo dick!"
Smell-dick
Have you ever noticed a time when you've been in a dick famine for a while and then finally go out on a date, suddenly, all the men from your past who you haven't heard from in months, or even years, text you all at once. It's oddly suspicious.... almost as if one dick has caught wind of another dick being interested in you and decides to climb back into your DMs.
I went on a date on Saturday and half way through 3 guys that had ghosted me over the past year all texted me... within an hour of each other....I'm telling you, dick smells dick.
Smell-dick
1. (noun) Badly grammaticised insult for a bit of a knob end, often ascribed to those of the ginger persuasion.
"Look at that smell-dick - the scaldy face ginge."
"That's what yer ma said."
"...What?"
"Day-walker..."