What is slopes?

(n.) A gathering of open-minded people who create memories together in a judgement-free space and there is minimal digital documentation of nighttime festivities. While The Slope is at it's best when all members are present, subgroups of The Slope are natural and delightful in themselves. Each member brings a unique and important flavor to the group; expansion cannot be forced, rather it must happen organically. Three or more members of The Slope must be present to make a standard "hang out" into "sloping".

Hi Mom, hung out with The Slope last night, grill-danced, wrote on the bathroom walls, and did some yard yoga. How as your week?

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Slopes - what is it?

A ratio of distance to rise, a grade or an angle.

We knew Curtis was off his medication when he ordered $500,000 worth of 21"X15" Bitumenous Coated Corregated Metal pipe Mitered End Sections with a 12:1 slope.

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What does "slopes" mean?

A derogatory term for people of Asian decent. It is an acronym for Silly Little Opium Peddling Easterner. Can be used when yelling at bad Asian drivers, mailmen who mace your dog, Chinese food delivery men, or in any other context in which one finds it applicable.