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What is slappa?
A pair of breasts that are small, but elongated resembling water balloons that are not fully filled. The only thing you can do with them is squeeze at the base and slap the oblong protrusion.
“The bitch I was with last night had slappa titties. Couldn’t do anything with em but squeeze and slap em until they turned red.”
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slappa - video
Slappa - what is it?
A Kappa Slappa (or female chav) can often be found around town centers. are attracted to shiny gold rings and necklaces, earrings that rest on their shoulders,fake berberry scarfs, trackies, fake pink burberry schoolbags (if they bother to attend school that is) and "sport" brand clothing. usually loses virginity at 12 and has had 20 sexual parteners by the time they are 14. their growth is usually stunted by chain-smoking that started at the age of 10 and the addiction to crack they obtained at the age of 15.
9:00 kappa slappa says to chav 1: do you wanna shag?
chav 1: yea.
11:00 kappa slappa says to chav 2: do you wanna shag?
chav 2: yea
(repeat every two hours)
What does "slappa" mean?
when you slap a bitch so hard they go "doo!"
i slappa doo'd the shit outta that bitch...
Slappa - what does it mean?
Term used to describe celebrity devotees of bizarre, wealth-related religions, whose devotion to the religion in question is nothing more than a desire to be fashionable.
Incorporating the first five letters of 'Kabbalah', the infamous celebrity cult, the term is adapted from 'kappa-slappa', one of the words used as a synonym for 'chav', 'townie' etc.
"That hollywood star's a right kabba-slappa"
Slappa - meaning
Preteen– or teenage girls obviously experimenting with there image – The Kappa Slappa “Look” consist of trainers – Kappa tracksuit bottoms – an Elise jumper. This is generously accessorises with cheap looking jewellery – most of which is purchased at Elizabeth Duke of Argos. Hair is worn up in (see Corydon Facelift) – and makeup is plastered on to hide any spots blemished and love bites.
Kappa Slappa’s are usually found in groups of 3 or more – although one will occasionally break from the pack. This type of behaviour usually occurs when the Slappa in question is attracted to a male of the same species (see Tezzer). This liaison will, in the least, result her being “fingered” behind the local nightclub – however the usual outcome is pregnancy – and alas further drain on the UK’s benefit system.
See also:
Mouth Breather
Klassy Lassy
Lad A: Word round school is that Tracy will suck you off for fifty pence!
Lad B: Which one is Tracy again?
Lad A: You know the Kappa Slappa two years below us!
Slappa - definition
A slapper is someone that does something sexual, such as kissing or haveing sex, with someonewho is in a relationship
Stacey kissed luke while he was going out with mary, stacy is a slappa
Slappa - slang
Slappa:
A female who is a slut
A female who likes to get stuffed in all holes...including the ears and knee caps
If she is fat....anywhere that feels like a vag
hey you, yeah you....your a slappa!!!
Slappa
Typically a Collingwood supporter, who once drunk will want to fuck anything that moves. And if it doesn't move, she'll push it!
Phil's friend is a slappa
Slappa
(v. and n.) when a male lowers ones pants and twists to make a slapping sound with the penis. it is usually not performed when one has an erection
hey mister you should do the slappa!
that guy cant play smash too well, but he can sure do the slappa like a pro
Slappa
In which a person is called a slappa, because they have slept with multiple people. A slappa is pretty much the same as a slut, but more insulting.
Nina: I had sex with 2 guys last night.
Steve: Thats cause your a SLAPPA!