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What is skelton?

A rich piece of shit who is a cunt

Jackson Skelton never puts 10 dollars in during blackjack because is a rich cunt.

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Skelton - what is it?

Meade Skelton is a Richmond resident who posts praises of himself under aliases in numerous internet forums. A self described artist, is usually ridiculed for being narcissistic, unimaginative, and untalented.

Meade Skelton has been laughed out of forums for years.

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What does "skelton" mean?

Severely overweight/obese country singer who trolls countless Internet forums with delusional and self-promoting comments. Commonly refers to himself in the third person. Again, is very fat. Almost certainly a homosexual. Has a dead mother and lives with his father, in his basement. Stands 5 feet 7 inches but claims he is "not short."

Penned the hit song "We Talk in Circles," reportedly while binging on twinkies and M&Ms over a three-day period.

OMG that fat guy trolling our board is totally a Meade Skelton.

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Skelton - what does it mean?

"Crisp. Refreshing. Thirst-Quenching Excitement." -Coca-Cola 2021. Liams everywhere are known for their cool and funny personality. So people named Liam Skelton have that refreshing funny taste to them.

My friend Liam Skelton is such a crisp person.

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Skelton - meaning

A girl that barely uttereth a word, frigid sexually, generally devoid of half decent conversation. (Polly Skelton is a real person, i'm just using this word now to describe frigid girls) >_<

"Its like pulling teeth talking to that wee tart, shes a Polly Skelton."

"That was a fuckin' disaster, that bird i met was an awkward fucker, shes a Polly"


'Percy': "So... what sort of things are you into, Polly?"

Polly: "ummmm....Music."

'Percy': "Oh right, any favourite bands?"

Polly: "ummm...Enter Shikari...Aphex twin."

'Percy': Niceone....

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Skelton - definition

The gayest fag u will ever meet that eats the booty like groceries

Damnt porter skelton

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Skelton - slang

Alt-Country/Pop Singer-Songwriter b. April 8th, 1979

Meade Skelton is a native of Richmond, Virginia who started writing and composing music at an early age. Known in school as a "stand out" and an "outcast", Meade used his quirky personality to invent such songs as "They Called Me Porker", and "Nicole, Will You Marry Me?"- a song he wrote for actress Nicole Kidman. Meade Skelton is also known for his frequent battle with weight, and he appears heavy and then thinner in most publicity photos. The youngest of 5 children, his parents were amazed when at 3 years old he began playing the piano and singing.

Meade's mother died when he was 11 years old. He grew up in Loudoun County, Virginia, and then at 18, moved to Richmond- his mother's hometown where he soon became involved with the music scene. Meade is also known to have an affinity for krispy kreme doughnuts. He's also a Southern Baptist.

Meade Skelton is a Singer Songwriter from Richmond Virginia.

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Skelton

Without a doubt, Red Skelton is one of the funniest comedians of all time, along with Bill Cosby, Jerry Lewis, and Dean Martin. Some of his best known characters include Freddie the Freeloader, Sheriff Deadeye, George Appleby, San Fernando Red, Cookie the Sailor, Cauliflower McPugg, Clem Kadiddlehopper and, of course, Gertrude and Heathcliffe, the two seagulls.

"So until next time, I'll say good heatlh, good life, and may God bless." Red Skelton's phrase at the end of each show.

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A pretty place in the north - east of england were my boyfriend lives :D
NOT THE HOME OF CHAVS
because i'm not a chav
and i havent been beaten up when i've gone there
so HAAHH

"you can come to skelton tonight if you want babe"

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Skelton

A facial disfigurement or grotesque look someone has on any day.

Yo, I woke up this morning and my face was lookin' skelton.

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