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What is sifty?
When fifty is the new sixty. When recently healthy and vital people, so exhausted and worn down from Covid, from politics, from the craziness of masks, vaccines, the Big Lie, feel they have lost not just a year but a decade.
Yesterday she was 49. Today was - big whoop - her birthday, and whatever the balloons spelled out, she was sure she must be turning Sifty.
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sifty - video
Sifty - what is it?
Not a real word, but a mispronounced version of Shifty. Shifty referes to somebody suspiciously looking about themselves as if to make sure they're not being watched.
"...and his sifty eyes were.."
Do you mean shifty!?
"Oh, yeah. Anyway..."
What does "sifty" mean?
A mentor to Sifty Junior. This species will sift on such internet sites as MySpace, Friendster, Match.com and various other internet sites under various aliases collating an extensive collection of potential female conquests. This species also prowls around bars for drunk and unsuspecting victims to vigourously grind down on the dancefloor.
"Yo Sifty Senior is at it again, he's got his head down, intense look on his face grinding the hell of that slut on the dancefloor. Hope he doesn't leave his phone and jacket at the bar tonight!"
Sifty - what does it mean?
A male who moaps aruond drunk unsuspecting woman, prying them with alcohol in exchange for sex. This species is an understudy of Sifty Senior, and thus does not have the full array of sifting tactics and approaches as his elder mentor at this time, but will develop these over time.
"Check it out, Sifty Junior is sifting around those Desi girls. He isn't doing the Deluxe Sifty Senior Speical though"
Sifty - meaning
When you have a fear of chalk or cannot touch anything with a "chalky" feel like teachers chalk, sidewalk chalk, blackboards, chalkboard erasers or even books that seem to have a "chalky" residue on them. Also, when you cut your finger nails and you cannot touch anything for a certain period of time because your fingers are too sensitive so to say. You may feel "sifty" or have "siftiness" if:
1. you cringe when you touch chalk or chalkboards
2. you cannot touch anything for a certyain period of time after cutting your nails
3. have a larger reaction than most other people when the chalk or chalkboard squeaks
4. if while you were reading this you cringed at anytime
Disclaimer: If you have "siftiness" or ever feel "sifty" please join our cause and ask for a small dry eraseboard from your teacher when you are asked to write on the board so that you do not cause a "sifty" reaction to chalk.
He wrote on the chalkboard with chalk and immediately felt sifty.
Sifty - definition
Casual, gentle pace.
Used by NZ mountain bikers to describe the pace of a ride that is not aggressive or fast.
Any Tauranga riders into sifty night rides?
C. will be taking a sifty women's pre-ride of the Mt. Vic course this Sunday afternoon.
Sifty - slang
Originating in Wanganui Collegiate School, the alternate slang meaning of sifty is: easy, doesn't take much effort to do, or relaxed
That test was pretty sifty..
I've had a pretty sifty day today
Sifty
A very dodgy person indeed. The kind of person who lurks in backgrounds, dodgy eyes, the works...
Look at that sifty bastard over there
Sifty
Dodgy, shifty, suspect. Or as a verb: to lurk in a public place ie a bar or club.
Man, that dude at the bar looks really sifty.
Check out that dude sifting in the corner.