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What is side-pocket?
A hot pocket side dish is the food parts that boil out over the sides of a hot pocket when you microwave it for too long. It is a great compliment to the main course as the hot pocket side dish cools off faster than the tasty goop inside the pocket.
Not to be confused with hot pocket side jawn
"Mom! Can you blow on my hot pocket!? It's too hot!"
"Just eat the hot pocket side dish while you wait for the hot pocket to cool off"
"Thanks, Mom!"
"I hate how hot my hot pockets get so I microwave them for too long and eat the hot pocket side dish that boils out of the sides."
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Side-pocket - what is it?
While shooting a game of pool, a person will drop their trousers, "prairie dog" a turd out of their anus, chalk said turd, make a shot in any hole on the table, then slowly suck the turd back into their sphincter, while never letting the excrement touch the pool table.
He totally used the Side Pocket Shit Stick to win that game!
What does "side-pocket" mean?
This is a sexual maneuver was made popular in Baltimore, at fetish house parties. One person kneels on a pool table on all four, while a second person works the thick end of a pool stick in their ass like a dildo. After getting off the person on all four a couple times, things are "loosened up there." The second person then gets up on the pool table, laying on their back, they slide between the legs of the person on all four (from behind). The person on all four then takes a shit in their mouth.
We watched that freaky guy get a "Shayna in the side pocket" from a tranny in the pool room at the house party.
Side-pocket - what does it mean?
When a person inserts their penis into the colostomy hole of a person with a colostomy bag, while simultaneously drinking the contents of the bag.
Henry always had a penchant for the old Cincinnati side-pocket, but lately it was getting harder and harder to find willing partners, ever since the old folk's home burned down.
Side-pocket - meaning
A sex act involving the hole in the abdomen, or 'stoma', where a colostomy bag is normally attached.
Person A: Dude, WTF are you doing talking to that nasty old crack ho?
Person B: She's gonna let me get that Shreveport Side Pocket.
Person A: I got next!
Side-pocket - definition
1. Bargain booze that get's you really drunk, but requires a very high disregard for one's taste buds.
2. Breakfast of Champions
3. Battery Acid
"Chad only had 3 Side Pocket Ales and he is already shirtless and trying to milk a mailbox."
Side-pocket - slang
the front passenger seat of automobile. same as calling 'shotgun'.
"Get in the side pocket, do not leave the side pocket."
"I got side pocket!"
Side-pocket
Fucking someone's colostomy hole..
That prostitute isn't gay, he's a side pocket.
Side-pocket
1. Blackout in a moutherfuckin' bottle. At about $2.50 a 40 oz. with an alcoholic concentration of 10.5 percent , this low-dignity malt beverage is the cheapest, quickest way to exit this dimension next to either butt chugging every Windex bottle in your house or channeling your inner meth head and throwing back some of that blue juice from under the sink.
Tastes like horse pussy and cat shit. Drinking three or more of these in a 12-hour period automatically results in death. Drinking two of these bad boys in that same period results in regretable life decisions that will have your parents questioning why the fuck they had kids ... and why they didn't abort you via coat hanger.
Disclaimer: if you imbibe this beverage, you might as well dress up like a sailor and take a trip down to your nearest harpoon emporium because when you're a couple of side pockets deep you might nab yourself a Moby Dick or two. But hey, fat girls need love as well. Just look at Precious.
As if this couldn't get any worse, a side pocket is also known as a prostitute who will let you fuck their colostomy hole. To be honest, one too many Side Pockets 40s is probably the motive behind many a people becoming such dirty barnyard whores in the first place. Just ask your mom.
2. The official malt beverage of the National Homeless League.
Confucius say don't drink this shit.
Fun fact, Dewey Cox chopped his brother in half in the Great Machete Fight of 1969-69 because he was so shithoused off Side Pocket. DARF!
Side-pocket
The filthiest of prostitutes. A prostitute that sells access to their colostomy hole. This is also a prostitute of the drug addicted and homeless variety. Can also be another name for a colostomy hole. The term comes from a prostitute from Dallas who has become a local celebrity because of his trips to the emergency rooms of Dallas hospitals; and the fact that he literally has EVERY STD and form of hepatitis.
You are such a side-pocket!