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What is colostomy?

a bag you shit in through your chest

sarah wanted to go to the movies bur she couldnt because she'd scare all of the children with her shit filled colostomy bag.

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Colostomy - what is it?

A psychotic individual with a very specific neurotic obsession involving the desire or intent to permanently replace part of your colon with his penis via illicit surgery in which his urethra is bored out and drastically widened, then tied to your lower intestine which forces your feces to be funneled up into his bladder; i.e., becoming a human colostomy bag. Without intervention and reversal, this procedure is usually fatal for both assailant and victim.

Randy the sociopath watched the Human Centipede, so now he wants to take it to the next level and become a colostomy fag.

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What does "colostomy" mean?

The act of using one's colostomy-bag port as a vagina, or other preferred fuck hole.

Myrtle had to have her colostomy bag refitted because Tyrone mercilessly colostomy-banged her so hard that the hole stretched out.

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Colostomy - what does it mean?

a bag used normally for people with a colostomy, but can be used for online gaming, (i.e fucking nerds)

ME: ewww whats smells in here
NERD: i had to use a colostomy bag because i can't get off of wow

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Colostomy - meaning

Another word for a douchebag who doesn't do anything at work except play on myspace, and who likes to hang with little girls 10 years younger. What a sicko!

I always thought Jared was a douchebag until I started working with him. That's when I found out what a huge colostomy bag he was, and how much he loved the teenage girls.

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Colostomy - definition

Felching, but throgh a colostomy

Sarah's husband was not overly fond of colostomy felching her when her bag was full.

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Colostomy - slang

Someone who is consistently full of shit, ie, a liar.

That Jacko is such a colostomy bag, only one nosejob? Riiiight!

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Colostomy

A bag filled with shit used as a substitute for a pinyata for children's parties.

When I hugged grandma her colostomy bag burst.

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Colostomy

A company man/woman who always has there head up their arse eating their own shit. Ultimately, when they take there heads out, they normally talk shit as well

Brian Birkett

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Colostomy

Ostomy is a surgical procedure used to create an opening for urine and feces to be released from the body. Colostomy refers to a surgical procedure where a portion of the large intestine is brought through the abdominal wall to carry stool out of the body.

After getting shived in prison, Charles had to have a colostomy to rest and heal his injured colon. Little did he know he'd be getting raped in the side by phily side car aficionados.

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