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What is shuffle the deck?
A phrase used to describe a situation that is:
a) almost near impossible
b) awkward/tricky
c) difficult
Stemming from the movie, Titanic, where shuffling deck chairs on the sinking ship would have been tricky.
Teacher: I'm trying to get my students to quieten down...it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic.
shuffle the deck - video
Shuffle the deck - what is it?
Actually means: actions taken solely for the feeling (or the appearance) of doing something about an unavoidable situation; actions that not only accomplish nothing but *blatantly* accomplish nothing.
"Oh, look, now GM is trying to fire Wagoner. It's like shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic."
What does "shuffle the deck" mean?
Part of a common refrain when someone, typically a social justice warrior, complains about some other group of people doing something they do not like. The complaint is often something completely random and more often than not, utterly trivial. It tends to be related to the fictional concept of cultural appropriation, but it can be about any random complaint.
The implication is that the complainer is simply venting their own hatred towards their target group, and is looking for any excuse to spout their own bigotry.
Complainer: Using a fork and putting a napkin in your lap at a Chinese restaurant is racist and clear white supremacy!
Response: Those damn white people and their...
shuffles deck, draws card,
silverware and table manners.
Shuffle the deck - what does it mean?
While driving in heavy traffic and you keep seeing the same chicks at every stop or light. You have to pull into a parking lot to Re Shuffle the deck to get some new scenery.
Every time I stopped at a traffic light I kept seein the same ugly bitches so I had to pull over to re shuffle the deck.
Shuffle the deck - meaning
In theory it is possible that whilst 'shuffling' a deck of cards, that the cards could be set into certain favourable positions; this expression is based upon such a premise.
Said when there is a suspicion that an outcome has been obtained in a prearranged fashion, usually by a specific person, directly involved.
Bob was an expert at shuffleing the deck; he got the two hot chicks on his team, again!
comment: Hey bro, the NZ Labour party managed to get elected again in 2008 for a 4th term with their infamous tax rebate.
response: shuffleing the deck man
Shuffle the deck - definition
a slang word meaning masturbation
to shuffle the deck: to masturbate
Guy 1:man Lindsey Lohan is so hot
Guy 2: tell me about it,i was shuffleing the deck to her all last night
Shuffle the deck - slang
Slang term meaning to masturbate, typically in reference to females only.
Originally from the UK TV series, Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.
Gaz: You've gone to shuffle the deck haven't you....
Shuffle the deck
When you fart for 5 seconds, or longer
I’m surprised that after shuffling the deck, I don’t have shit in my pants