What is shub?

1. A top bloke i.e. a sick c*nt, legend, champion, etc.
2. A top chick i.e. a sick b*tch.
3. An attractive female.

1. Thanks for your help man, you're a shub!
2. Your mum is pretty cool man, she's a shub!
3. Check out the hottie! She's a shuuuub!!! ;)

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Shub - what is it?

Verb: Variation of "shart" occurring in the bathtub. An anal release in a bathtub intended to be a fart that unintentionally contains fecal matter. A portmanteau of “shit” and “tub.”

Noun: An objectionable person, or undesired company, derived from the verb form of shub; a reference to the little unwanted turd in the tub after shubbing.

Noun use:
Person 1: How was your bath?
Person 2: Good until I shubbed. Then I basically had to start over from scratch.
Person 1: Nasty.

Verb use:
Person 1: See that dude over there by the Twilight poster? I met him at a party last week and he was a total chode.
Person 2: Seriously, I work with him. He’s past chode status; he’s a hardcore shub. Also, Twilight sucked.

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