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What is shower babies?
(V.) To ejaculate on a person's face.
"Did you bang that girl last night?!" "Dude no, but I totally gave her a baby shower!" *high fives*
shower babies - video
Shower babies - what is it?
A place where closet knob gobblers go with their wives so they can hook up in the downstairs bathroom while their wives are preoccupied. Typically, these baby showers are advertised as "couples showers", so all the wannabe fags are given a heads up that it's assfucking season.
As they left the baby shower with their wives, Scott and Dave were walking some kind of strange.
What does "shower babies" mean?
when you foolishly think other people give a f*ck about your unborn child and its gender so you make a celebration and everyone comes but only because they hope to have some food
peter: karen is throwing a baby shower, i think we should go.
josh: i couldn’t care less tbh
peter: cmon, there’ll be cookies and shit
josh: ok then
Shower babies - what does it mean?
the act of ejaculating your children on your partner. Your semen holds your sperm and your sperm are your children.You ejaculate on her therefore it is a baby shower.
Jack:i cummed all over Jenny's face.
Joe:so you gave her a baby shower.
Shower babies - meaning
An event where loved ones, family and friends get to spend time with prospective parents, impart supportive wishes and advice and generally make sure that the parents to be realise that everything is still totally cool.
Generally held in the afternoon of a weekend day. While gifts are not usually considered compulsory - if we're honest with each other the over-riding reason that such an event is put together is for the gifts one will get so having a registry somewhere is not a bad idea.
Have checked out their online BABY SHOWER gift regisitry?
Shower babies - definition
A baby who sits in showers all day listening to rappers thinking they’re gangster when I’m reality they’re just a baby who has 5 showers a day
Steve : Yo see that guy over there
Bob : yeah man
Steve : that guy looks tough
Bob : Nah man he’s just a shower baby, look he’s still wet
Shower babies - slang
when you jack off in the shower and kick the cum down the drain. better known as creating shower babies
Ah shit, i got a shower baby on my feet!
Shower babies
When one masturbates in the shower and semen lands on the soap. Soon after, a female uses the soap, and becomes pregnant.
My sister had twin shower babies and I don't know whether to call them nephews or sons.
Shower babies
When a man masturbates in the shower,
This one time at band camp, i was scrubbing my balls and before i knew it, i had produced many shower babies.
Shower babies
I made shower babies the other day when my girlfriend was out of town