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What is shitternet?
(Noun) A slow, buggy, and overall bad internet browser, made by Microsoft.
Example 1
-This web page's images are cut up
-That's what you get when you use shitternet explorer.
Example 2
-Oh damn shitternet explorer opened by accident. Now it's going to ask me if I want to make it my default browser. Now it crashed.
shitternet - video
Shitternet - what is it?
Shitty internet service such as dial-up or DSL which makes loading websites difficult and streaming impossible.
Because I have shitternet I can’t watch Netflix or Hulu.
Shitternet is slower than usual today so I can’t send you that photo.
What does "shitternet" mean?
Having shit internet
That girl Chloe Ocea Hall has shitternet
Shitternet - what does it mean?
The act of pooping, while either on a mobile device or laptop
Aaron: I was talking to this girl while shitternetting
Taylor: I always talk to girls when I shitternet.
Shitternet - meaning
Wifi that sucks ass and makes ur ft disconnect and makes u lose ur shit(ternet)
will:u have massive shitternet
grace:wtf
will:shitternet;horrible wifi
Shitternet - definition
The compound of the words shit and internet wisely put together to express ones anger in how truly bad their internet connection is.
Dave: Hey Paul, are you gonna download the whole first season of LOST online?
Paul: Nope, I can't. My shitternets are just too slow.
Shitternet - slang
Shiternetting is the act of taking your laptop into the shitter and browsing whilst dumping.
You don't really want to see an example of shitternetting...
Shitternet
The name that the World Wide Web adopts once you begin browsing it while sitting on the toilet.
I was in the middle of an intense flame war, and I really had to shit. I grabbed my laptop, headed to the bathroom, and continued the flame war while on the shitternet.
Shitternet
Defined by Mikey Way of My Chemical Romance as "weak ass internet"
Hey man, can you get on the shitternet?
I cant post this tweet becuase of the fucking shitternet.