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What is shit wipe?
1. When your born to do something but forced to do something else to accomplish your nature-borned task.
You: I hate needing to wipe after I shit
Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'
shit wipe - video
Shit wipe - what is it?
real pain.
everybody likes to poo, nobody likes to wipe.
lady 1) im in pain.
lady 2) why?
lady 1) born to shit, forced to wipe *cries*.
What does "shit wipe" mean?
A bowl movement that only requires one wiping of toilet paper to remove all of the poop residue from one's anus. A one wipe shit usually falls out of the anus at a high velocity and has a very solid, low liquid form; yet, it produces no splash back from the toilet bowl water.
I ate so much fiber that my poop dropped out of my anus and barely left any residue, requiring only one wipe to clean my butt hole. I wish that all of my daily shits were one wipe shits so that I could save money on toilet paper.
Mentioned on the Adam Carolla Podcast 8-11-11
Shit wipe - what does it mean?
Where you go on an all corn diet for 5 days, and when you take shit you dont wipe. You later film your boxers 2 hours later looking for shit stains.
Dan took a no wipe shit man, i just lost my bet.
Shit wipe - meaning
Trinidadian slang for being profoundly intoxicated with alcohol.
Man, that was some bad-ass rum Rene brought back from St. Croix - just one bottle and the two of us were shit-a-wiped.
Shit wipe - definition
1. Something you use to wipe your bum with.
2. Another word for asshole/shithead
John: I fucked your girl
Me: You're a fucking shit wipe