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What is shit split?
Verb:
To fart and then leave, allowing others to endure the stench.
See also:
Fart and Dart
Crikey! Bob shit and split ten minutes ago and the stink lingers.
shit split - video
Shit split - what is it?
Going into a house party or gathering. Taking a dump without flushing and leaving.
OMG what smells?? Oh NOOO is that shit in the toliet?? Did someone shit and split??
What does "shit split" mean?
The act of taking a dump in someone else's house on the way out of that house; without the person directly realizing it until they hear the toilet flush. And by that time, you're gone.
Matt: Andrew took a massive crap in in your house yesterday!
Chris: Yah, he Shit and Split!
Shit split - what does it mean?
When your running a train on a girl and the guy in the back takes an iphone and shoves it up her ass. Then when she goes to shit the iphone splits her shit.
I was running a train and gave that bitch an iphone shit split
Shit split - meaning
Person #1 - Okay, you get $1 and i get the rest.
Person #2 - Dude, that's a shit split.
Shit split - definition
The feeling you get when you first know you need to shit.
Uh-oh I have shit splits!
Shit split - slang
In ebonics, it's when someone runs their mouth (or just exists) and gets the five knuckle sentence across their dome, jaw or anywhere else on their head or face. Most normally, this will result in a knockout if performed correctly.
Dude got his shit split for talking to my bro's girl - that's what you get for running that cock trap!
Shit split
When two people shot gun a single beer, two holes in one beer.
Yo man, my boyfriend and gay best friend just shit split that last beer. It was something to behold!
Shit split
He was floating in the swimming pool upside down and all you could see was his shit split.
I shouldn't have eaten all of those hot peppers. Everytime I wipe, it feels like my shit split is going to bleed.
Shit split
The act in which a grown man wears a thong(preferably yellow) and takes a shit. The thong in turn spliting the pinched load in half to either side of the thong.
Oh my god Tom, I was partying with Jason last night and he totally pulled off a perfect shit split.