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What is shia LaBeouf?
A wise man once said "Just Do It", but wise men don't worry about the little things..
Synonymous with the Aussie saying "She'll Buff" or "She'll be right", this name signifies true Stoicism when used in scenarios of great mishap.
Tom: "Barry! you dinted my Toyota Prius.. fix it now!"
Barry: "Shia LaBeouf!"
Tom: "fine, I'll just do it myself." *thanos click*
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Shia LaBeouf - what is it?
Shia LaBeouf, known best for his roles in the Disney Channel show Even Stevens and in the motion picture Transformers, is a shapeshifting demi-god who is currently the greatest actor on the face of the earth. He was not born, but created in a rousing session of butt-sex involving Chuck Norris and Zeus, the god of thunder. In Greek his names means "The One Who Fucks Grizzly Bears", while in Latin it simply translates to " Big Dicked Moistener of Vaginas."
The first known historical evidence of Shia LaBeouf dates back to ancient Egypt. It is said that when Shia arrived in the country he immediately fucked all the hot Egyptian pussy. In fact, he fucked them so hard that they all died from internal bleeding. Furious, Shia created 10 plauges to spread across the country. He also freed the Jewish slaves and let them cross the red sea on his gigantic dick. Afterward he left the country and swore that from then on he would only pound chicks hard enough to make their vaginas bleed a little bit. This is the reason women now menstrate.
In the past he has taken on many names and identities. Some of these include Hercules, King Arthur, William Shakespeare, General William Tecumseh Sherman, Walter Cronkite, Smokey the Bear, James Earl Jones, Ted Nugent and Samuel L. Jackson. This does not include the people that Shia himself created. Some examples would be Ron Jeremy, who was forged from a wart on Shia's dick and Michael Moore, who was spawned from a giant shit Shia once took.
Shia's best scientific achievement is easily curing polio. He did this by putting his jizz in a syringe and injecting it into an infected woman. He didn't know she had polio, he just wanted to inject his seamen into her. He is also credited with punching a hole through the ozone layer with his left testicle. His right testicle is responsible for creating the Grand Canyon.
Shia first appeared in his current form in 2000 as Louis Stevens on Even Stevens. Since then he has starred in several amazing films such as Transformers, Disturbia, Eagle Eye, and Holes (which ironically enough was the name of a porn he did under another one of his pseudonyms, Peter North).
Today Shia still roams the earth pounding hot chicks and eating live hand grenades. In fact, I believe that he is currently banging you mom/sister/wife/girlfriend.
Shia LaBeouf has a gigantic dick.
Shia LaBeouf is the greatest actor in the history of actors.
What does "shia LaBeouf" mean?
I need to take a fat Shia Labeouf.
Shia LaBeouf - what does it mean?
A substiture for the curse word s#!t. "With cheese" can sometimes be used to the end to enhance the meaning
Holy shi......alabeouf with cheese.
This tastes like shia labeouf.
Shia LaBeouf - meaning
A hollywood star that has changed quite a bit over the years, mainly due to the intake of... Cocaine.
"I rock it like a novice but I rock it like a rocket doe." - Shia Labeouf
Shia LaBeouf - definition
The latest actor Hollywood is raping up the ass. Appears in every other movie this side of Vancouver, particularly as pointless side characters as in 'I-Robot' and 'Indiana Jones'. If this guy is even considered for a second to appear in the next Batman movie, I'll send Warner Brother's my own shit in the mail
Guy 1: Man, how many movies is Shia Labeouf actually in?
Guy 2: At this exact moment, 12. He plays The Joker's pointless friend in The Dark Knight, Benjamin Button's pointless friend in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, and Jamal's pointless friend in Slumdog Millionaire
Guy 1: Man he's so versatile
Guy 2: I know, his pallete also includes Will Smith's pointless friend in I-Robot and Harrison Ford's pointless sidekick in Indiana Jones
Shia LaBeouf - slang
An individual who fornicates with robots.
Joe- " hey, did dave just walk into the bathroom with the new edition of popular robotics and a bottle of lotion?
Tom- " yeah, didn't you hear? he's a big time shia Labeouf.
Shia LaBeouf
When a man defecates into a woman's mouth and then stirs it around with his erect penis.
"Dude, this chic I was with last night was a total freak! She let me give her a Shia Labeouf!"
Shia LaBeouf
Running for you life (from Shia LaBeouf)
He's brandishing a knife (it's Shia LaBeouf)
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf
Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf)
Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf)
Eating all the bodies
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf
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Panicing while repeating the word "No".
Man 1: No, no, no, no, no, no!
Man 2: Why are you Shia LaBeoufing?
Man 1: My girlfriend's pregnant!
Man 2: Oh shit...