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What is Shia LaBeouf?
Running for you life (from Shia LaBeouf)
He's brandishing a knife (it's Shia LaBeouf)
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf
Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf)
Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf)
Eating all the bodies
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf
Shia LaBeouf - video
Shia LaBeouf - what is it?
Panicing while repeating the word "No".
Man 1: No, no, no, no, no, no!
Man 2: Why are you Shia LaBeoufing?
Man 1: My girlfriend's pregnant!
Man 2: Oh shit...
What does "Shia LaBeouf" mean?
JUST DO IT MAKE UR DREAMS COME TRUUUUEEEEE
Yesterday u said tomorrow, so JUST DO IT MAKE UR DREAMS COME TRUEEE Like Shia LaBeouf
Shia LaBeouf - what does it mean?
He is a living proof that jealous men exist. So many slutty boys his age are so jealous of him because of his success and good looks.
He is also hated so much by the dudes because they hate how popular he's become and how many sexy girls he's kissed onscreen.
Just like how Angelina Jolie is amongst girls, he is that amongst the guys; who hate him because he's hot and they bring up excuses like "come on, he's goofy looking", "average" or "he is ugly". He's one of the few guy actor that gets those attacks, which proves that he is hot, a rare gem in Hollywood, that makes so many men envy his looks.
Even Spielberg and Bay have some sort of a fetish of him.
Jealous guy: Not Shia LaBeouf again, I can't stand looking at his ugly face.
Normal guy: What, do you want a guy you find attractive instead? You gay or what?
Jealous: Uh...what...uh...ahem
Shia LaBeouf - meaning
A 23 year old kid,who has the perfect combination of a cute face,a hot body and a sexy atmosphere.<3
He's known for his lead roles in thrillers like Disturbia(Kale Brecht),Transformers 1 and 2(Sam Witwicky),and Eagle Eye(Jerry/Ethan Shaw).
He is an ex-disney star and starred in the Even Stevens movie,Tru Confessions,Hounded and The Christmas Path.
His characters are neurotic and he always looks 4 years younger than his actual age.
Often rumours of his hook-ups with co-stars are publicised,but in reality he's dated only a few women-
China Brezner and Carey Mulligan(confirmed).
He has a lot of crazy fans and is often compared to robert pattinson ,but that shouldn't be done because Shia is such a great actor in his own way,but he's also a tiny pervert and his movies are better than Robs',anyday.
Other than acting,he plays the drums and drinks arizona iced tea with ginseng and honey.He likes rap music and has directed a video for his favourite rapper,Cage called "i never knew you".
He's Jewish and he says the best day of his life was the day his Bar Mitzvah took place.
"Shia LaBeouf" means "praise GOD for beef"!!
Shia LaBeouf is the dream fantasy lover for any girl who likes curly dark hair and adorable kitty eyes.
I can't stop downloading Shia LaBeouf wallpapers.
me:*to a Shia picture* I love you I love you I love you so much,but you live halfway around the world and you're 9 years older than me!
Shia LaBeouf - definition
The ONLY person that has managed to escape Disney's evil grasp and has actually become a respectable actor.
Shia LaBeouf was the main character in the Transformers move so he can't be all that bad.
Shia LaBeouf - slang
A Hollywood star, has legendary fights on normal Tuesday nights, is an actual cannibal and has a weird ass ponytail
Gareth: dude did you hear about bill
Bendy Wendy: yeah him and ted are gonna have a massive Shia LaBeouf outside Spar
Shia LaBeouf
A wise man once said "Just Do It", but wise men don't worry about the little things..
Synonymous with the Aussie saying "She'll Buff" or "She'll be right", this name signifies true Stoicism when used in scenarios of great mishap.
Tom: "Barry! you dinted my Toyota Prius.. fix it now!"
Barry: "Shia LaBeouf!"
Tom: "fine, I'll just do it myself." *thanos click*
Shia LaBeouf
Shia LaBeouf, known best for his roles in the Disney Channel show Even Stevens and in the motion picture Transformers, is a shapeshifting demi-god who is currently the greatest actor on the face of the earth. He was not born, but created in a rousing session of butt-sex involving Chuck Norris and Zeus, the god of thunder. In Greek his names means "The One Who Fucks Grizzly Bears", while in Latin it simply translates to " Big Dicked Moistener of Vaginas."
The first known historical evidence of Shia LaBeouf dates back to ancient Egypt. It is said that when Shia arrived in the country he immediately fucked all the hot Egyptian pussy. In fact, he fucked them so hard that they all died from internal bleeding. Furious, Shia created 10 plauges to spread across the country. He also freed the Jewish slaves and let them cross the red sea on his gigantic dick. Afterward he left the country and swore that from then on he would only pound chicks hard enough to make their vaginas bleed a little bit. This is the reason women now menstrate.
In the past he has taken on many names and identities. Some of these include Hercules, King Arthur, William Shakespeare, General William Tecumseh Sherman, Walter Cronkite, Smokey the Bear, James Earl Jones, Ted Nugent and Samuel L. Jackson. This does not include the people that Shia himself created. Some examples would be Ron Jeremy, who was forged from a wart on Shia's dick and Michael Moore, who was spawned from a giant shit Shia once took.
Shia's best scientific achievement is easily curing polio. He did this by putting his jizz in a syringe and injecting it into an infected woman. He didn't know she had polio, he just wanted to inject his seamen into her. He is also credited with punching a hole through the ozone layer with his left testicle. His right testicle is responsible for creating the Grand Canyon.
Shia first appeared in his current form in 2000 as Louis Stevens on Even Stevens. Since then he has starred in several amazing films such as Transformers, Disturbia, Eagle Eye, and Holes (which ironically enough was the name of a porn he did under another one of his pseudonyms, Peter North).
Today Shia still roams the earth pounding hot chicks and eating live hand grenades. In fact, I believe that he is currently banging you mom/sister/wife/girlfriend.
Shia LaBeouf has a gigantic dick.
Shia LaBeouf is the greatest actor in the history of actors.
Shia LaBeouf
A substiture for the curse word s#!t. "With cheese" can sometimes be used to the end to enhance the meaning
Holy shi......alabeouf with cheese.
This tastes like shia labeouf.