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What is shark week?
The week during which a woman has her period. There will be blood, an uncomfortable sense of tension and a bad tempered, unpredictable beast.
Take heed during shark week. If you show signs of weakness or aggression, you will be attacked. If you get attacked, it will be all your fault, infinitely more traumatic for her and you'll never be allowed to forget it.
Man 1-"Why is your wife glaring at you from the window?"
Man 2-"Shark week. She's looking for an excuse to strike"
Man 1-"Pub?"
Man 2-"Hell yes."
shark week - video
Shark week - what is it?
shark week is that time of the month for girls. periods are like a shark attack. there is blood and there is pains. also periods last about a week depending on the person.
girl 1 : ugh, it’s my shark week
girl 2 : that sucks, i haven’t had mine yet
What does "shark week" mean?
The week of a woman's period, when all she is doing is chumming for sharks
During shark week Joanna was a total bitch
Shark week - what does it mean?
a shark's brain looks like a vagina hence, a girl's monthly period is called Shark WEEK
Shark week this week. Crap :(
Shark week - meaning
The week of the female human's menstruation.
Came into play since the sharks brain is surprisingly similar to the female uterus.
Fuck, I can't go swimming this week, it's shark week.
Shark week - definition
"Dude, it's shark week!"
"I know Dude, I haven't seen sunlight in 4 days!"
Shark week - slang
Shark week - A term used by female to male trans individuals, in order to reduce dysphoria triggered by using the word period, as this is gendered to be a female experience.
Poor guy, he's going through shark week...
Shark week
the week of the oh so dreaded menstral cycle or periods
used in public by girls I need of tampons or pads
the shark part is used because of the blood
the week part is well it last a week
example 1
girl: (in a group of people) do you have stuff for shark week?
other girl: yeah come with me
boy: u wanna see my bate or something?
example 2
girl: ugh it's shark week
other girl: ugh I know
boy: shark wee isn't till next month weirdo..?
Shark week
A week during the summer in which Discovery Channel airs its annual "Shark Week" and everyone on earth pretends to watch it and makes sure that all of their friends know by plastering stupid shit (e.g. Facebook status updates) all over the Internet. Usually no one really knows when Shark Week is until it actually happens because no one really cares about sharks any other week of the year. An overhyped show that everyone just claims they watch to look cool in front of their friends.
Facebook Status Update: "Shark weekkkkkk ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥"
"May the sharks be ever in your favor lol happy shark week 2012(:"
"Shark Week starts @9pm. Cant miss it!!"
"Oh, hey shark week!"
Shark week
the week a woman experiences menstruation
Shannon was in a bad mood because it was shark week.